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Does Bacardi have an best before date? The landlord is having a new kitchen installed next week so clearing cupboards out and just found an unopened bottle. My dad can& #39;t drink anymore because of meds and the best guess is it& #39;s at least 20 years old
Also definitely expired "non-psychotic anxiety" meds that I don& #39;t even remember being prescribed
Workmen arrived at 7:30 to start on the new kitchen so I had to be up early on my only day off so I could take a shower. It& #39;s now 10am, I& #39;m in town and I& #39;ve seen literally under 10 people
This morning& #39;s targeted ads have been for TikTok and Panadol, which I believe is what& #39;s known as covering all bases
I& #39;m also somehow sunburnt across the back of my neck despite barely having left work (situated in an airless former bank building) in the past 5 days
We still have their main vault because it& #39;s built into the wall so we just use it for storing chairs
It probably goes without saying at this point but I& #39;m also very very horny and it& #39;s not even midday and 30°
Morning sex is a wonderful thing if either party sticks around until morning. Not many ever have
Anywho
Butts