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the grinch bit in ep 41 is literally the funniest fucking thing
the way these guys viscerally react to surprising stuff is exceptional
i love naddpod so much but truly so. much. combat. if they werenât cracking jokes the whole time itâd be impossible to get through
the end of purple worm fight is INSANE, nat 20 on a luck point when u need an 18, nat 1 for worm, worst nat 20 in naddpod history
murph describing the crickmas nannerfiles as glowing green & red, caldwell clapping âTHATS GOOD SHITâ i love them
I love when Jake brings back âwatch thisâ when theyâre at their stupidest, high on meth, chugging a flying potion to go up a tower
the WAY i called dragon when murph described how the tower was fucked yo at the top & bottom but the middle was fine im a genius
âis anderson cooper just a shaved frostdwarf?â & caldwells laugh 
gemma, watch this
antigovernment fairy âdo u use roads? just curious if you use roadsâ JAKE
âmy subtle sexism if it was a he I wouldâve just said he,,, im a bad guyâ i love murph
officially halfway through naddpod 
âdad? watch this.â
âwelp.â
âwelp.â
I love how theyâre all cracking up about hardwon disgusing himself as a chosen this is too muchhh
âi donât know what your problem is. But that is my scout master. And I need you to Watch This.â bev crits have me reeling
I love that caldwell can just flip the switch from goofs to being serious so fast heâs just so good w/ rp GAH
âit takes 10 minutes to suffocate in the bagâ BALNOR
emily turning into a pregnant elk, saying she gives birth and then her being so confused and offended when murph says the baby is a nannerfly, tossing the chaos right back at her Iâm-
murph adding a mafia/werewolf game in the middle of the session? I love him
so is your fork a raspberry and blueberry a spoon or is your fork a thorn and blueberry a fork
âCan you draw me?â BEV ARE U REALLY GONNA DO THIS TO ERLIN
okay i knowww i read into hardshine but their talk in the forest about seeing young love- god Iâd love to know what was going on in Emilyâs head right then
she was literally just talking about how moonshine doesnât have a lot of connections outside of the party & if she did have feelings for hardwon, hearing his commitment to his first love even though sheâs dead? and that anyone he was with in the meantime was just laissez-fair? 
EP 57 1:20:36 JAKE HURWITZ SAID HARDSHINE RIGHTS FHJAKDLHSGAKBDBDJSKSK
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK JAKE FUCK YOUUUU MOONSHINE AT HER DEEPEST POINT OF SELF LOATHING AND DESPAIR HER HEART BEAKING AND FREEZING HARDWON KISSES HER TO SAVE HER IM SCREAMINNNGFGHD
HER FEELING LIKE THE ONLY CONNECTION SHE TRULY HAS IS THE CRICK & NOW THIS HORRIBLE TRUTH IS REVEALED FEELING SHES WORTHLESS AND DOESNT HAVE ANYBODY & HARDWON KISSING HER TO SHOW HER THAT SHE HAS HIM & THAT SHES BEAUTIFUL
UNDEAD GALAD KING WHAT THE FUCK MURPH
TORTURING THE WIDOW MURPH ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES
IF U TOUCH MY BOY BEV IS2G MURPH
murph at the top sayin this was a thic âsode- i just wanna talk u son of bitch
bev yelling at his father to go, caldwell yelling- the man SHOT ME
i dunno if murph ever reveals what pawpaw saw in 57 but i imagine its moonshine white fang-ing him just- âgo on, get! get outta here!â 
oh itâs shadowfell babyyyy
DEADEYE HERE WE COME
i love that brennan went all in on describing deadeye, heâs so excited itâs adorable
nooo murph we were gonna go shoppingu never let us have any fun
WHAT THE FUCK MURPH WHAT DID U DO TO MY MAN
âIâd be friends with a vampire, I donât care- better than a high elfâ
me, who has read hardwonâs wiki:
me, who has read hardwonâs wiki:
murph making this creepy ass vamp mansion w/ dolls & music boxes, brennan just ripping it to shreds
it is truly insane listening to short rest during the shadowfell saga bc i guess thatâs right when they started prepping for acoc, & murph talked with much about anting to play an eldritch knight, emilyâs talking about finding storm sorcerer holy shit
EMILY SAID THEY WERE PLANNING ON DOING A SPACE SEASON & THEN IT FELL THROUGH WHAT THE FUCKKK
âreligion resister who loves his sisterâ the fact that brennan created deadeye to be a villain only for emily to swoop in & embrace him immediately and now moonshine & deadeye love each other lots...i canât with them
also moonshine just going fuck it, tidal wave a few eps ago? king shit
brennan quietly: âfuck, Iâm sweatingâ HOWS IT FEEL HOW THE TURNTABLES
him getting to play rules lawyer for good how sweet :â)
BEV ROLLING A NAT 20 DEATH SAVE, HEALS MOONSHINE, PICKS UP THE GREY SWORD RECITING THE GREEN TEEN CREED, MOONSHINE 5TH LEVEL LIGHTING FOR 45 DAMAGE EXACTLY AMBROSEâS HP AGHFHSHAJKAKBD
okay deadeye & moonshine w/ that necklace in the tomb gave me FULL vex & vax vibes in the raven queenâs temple w/ the cursed tomb i canttttt
hardwon needs his own casket??? no?? one? big? bed????
ONE BIG COFFIN!!!
rip ryan the ram 
u will be missed
u will be missed
okay this froghemoth boat description is actually terrifying
hardwon jumping in water to save balnor even though he takes damage
âgrowing up catholic i donât have any of the cool stuff that comes with religion like, um- Hope. but i do have all the bad stuff like uh, guilt, fearâ murph catholic guilt rights
EMILY âim about to play a twin on an upcoming campaign and now i debating emailing my twin to see if we can be siamese twinsâ hate it here
SPECTRAL COBB FOR HARDWON AHDHGAJK
hardwon witnessing how heâs become his father,,, that him killing galad means that he chose fighting over family just like elias,, that lydia only recognizes him as his father
âfinally you know what it feels like you selfish bastard. You abandoned meâ she doesnât even KNOW ITS HARDWON AND YET-
murph describing the attack on hillhome, erlin in the airship, halflings fire arrows followed by hundreds of arrows from elves,,, this IS a great movie!!!!
the parallels between moonshine comforting marabelle and hardwon comforting lydia,,, how it worked for moonshine to pretend to be jolene but hardwon had to let down his walls & not be elias to comfort lydia...kill me
âyouâre wrong. Iâm the dark lord of shadowfell.â lydia spare hand in marriage pls??
OH MY GOD hardwon moonshine wrestling roll off they keep getting the same number I love this
i canât believe they put gnome on the revivify table as a fucking joke & Jake actually rolled it jesus christ
âIâve always been half-elf since I met youâ hey JAKE FIGHT ME
âthey put a PEPPLEPOT in POWER?â
oh, itâs zac time boys
once a session from now on we call our gosh dang moms!!!
the parallels of fig being gorthalaxâs girl after she finds her dad & moonshine being a daddyâs girl after she find her dad,,,, itâs all love
the set up & pay off of adding a weird trait to your enemies.. âyou guys see that? looks like that lady really loves milkâ
wow zac,, 10d6+40 damage?? so like whatâre u doing later haha *twirls hair*
âYOU DONT FUCKING KNOW WHAT CHAOS ISâ mavrus marry me challenge
I TAKE HIS PLACR MURPH WHAT THE FUCKKKKK
wet council! wet council! wet council!
naddpod said down w/ monarchy, eat the rich & civil disobedience babes
âYou little fucking metagamerâ murph stop flirting with ur wife on mic jeez
silence in the court then my MAN HARDWON SUREFOOT âthat sounds like a really dumb planâ Iâm in love
i love that theyâre in this fucking war council & with all their journeys and adventures have stacked up powerful allies like the eladrin, the green knights, all the fucking monsters of shadowfell, ulfgar & alanis these boobs have BANDED
AND THIS BITCH WAS THIALA ALL ALONG??? SIC EM BOYS
