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naddpod thread

the grinch bit in ep 41 is literally the funniest fucking thing

the way these guys viscerally react to surprising stuff is exceptional

i love naddpod so much but truly so. much. combat. if they weren’t cracking jokes the whole time it’d be impossible to get through

the end of purple worm fight is INSANE, nat 20 on a luck point when u need an 18, nat 1 for worm, worst nat 20 in naddpod history

murph describing the crickmas nannerfiles as glowing green & red, caldwell clapping ‘THATS GOOD SHIT’ i love them

I love when Jake brings back ‘watch this’ when they’re at their stupidest, high on meth, chugging a flying potion to go up a tower

the WAY i called dragon when murph described how the tower was fucked yo at the top & bottom but the middle was fine im a genius

‘is anderson cooper just a shaved frostdwarf?’ & caldwells laugh

gemma, watch this

antigovernment fairy ‘do u use roads? just curious if you use roads’ JAKE

‘my subtle sexism if it was a he I would’ve just said he,,, im a bad guy’ i love murph

officially halfway through naddpod

‘dad? watch this.’

‘welp.’

I love how they’re all cracking up about hardwon disgusing himself as a chosen this is too muchhh

‘i don’t know what your problem is. But that is my scout master. And I need you to Watch This.’ bev crits have me reeling

I love that caldwell can just flip the switch from goofs to being serious so fast he’s just so good w/ rp GAH

‘it takes 10 minutes to suffocate in the bag’ BALNOR

emily turning into a pregnant elk, saying she gives birth and then her being so confused and offended when murph says the baby is a nannerfly, tossing the chaos right back at her I’m-

murph adding a mafia/werewolf game in the middle of the session? I love him

so is your fork a raspberry and blueberry a spoon or is your fork a thorn and blueberry a fork

‘Can you draw me?’ BEV ARE U REALLY GONNA DO THIS TO ERLIN

okay i knowww i read into hardshine but their talk in the forest about seeing young love- god I’d love to know what was going on in Emily’s head right then

she was literally just talking about how moonshine doesn’t have a lot of connections outside of the party & if she did have feelings for hardwon, hearing his commitment to his first love even though she’s dead? and that anyone he was with in the meantime was just laissez-fair?

EP 57 1:20:36 JAKE HURWITZ SAID HARDSHINE RIGHTS FHJAKDLHSGAKBDBDJSKSK

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK JAKE FUCK YOUUUU MOONSHINE AT HER DEEPEST POINT OF SELF LOATHING AND DESPAIR HER HEART BEAKING AND FREEZING HARDWON KISSES HER TO SAVE HER IM SCREAMINNNGFGHD

HER FEELING LIKE THE ONLY CONNECTION SHE TRULY HAS IS THE CRICK & NOW THIS HORRIBLE TRUTH IS REVEALED FEELING SHES WORTHLESS AND DOESNT HAVE ANYBODY & HARDWON KISSING HER TO SHOW HER THAT SHE HAS HIM & THAT SHES BEAUTIFUL

UNDEAD GALAD KING WHAT THE FUCK MURPH

TORTURING THE WIDOW MURPH ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES

IF U TOUCH MY BOY BEV IS2G MURPH

murph at the top sayin this was a thic ‘sode- i just wanna talk u son of bitch

bev yelling at his father to go, caldwell yelling- the man SHOT ME

i dunno if murph ever reveals what pawpaw saw in 57 but i imagine its moonshine white fang-ing him just- ‘go on, get! get outta here!’

oh it’s shadowfell babyyyy

DEADEYE HERE WE COME

i love that brennan went all in on describing deadeye, he’s so excited it’s adorable

nooo murph we were gonna go shoppingu never let us have any fun

WHAT THE FUCK MURPH WHAT DID U DO TO MY MAN

‘I’d be friends with a vampire, I don’t care- better than a high elf’
me, who has read hardwon’s wiki:

murph making this creepy ass vamp mansion w/ dolls & music boxes, brennan just ripping it to shreds

it is truly insane listening to short rest during the shadowfell saga bc i guess that’s right when they started prepping for acoc, & murph talked with much about anting to play an eldritch knight, emily’s talking about finding storm sorcerer holy shit

EMILY SAID THEY WERE PLANNING ON DOING A SPACE SEASON & THEN IT FELL THROUGH WHAT THE FUCKKK

‘religion resister who loves his sister’ the fact that brennan created deadeye to be a villain only for emily to swoop in & embrace him immediately and now moonshine & deadeye love each other lots...i can’t with them

also moonshine just going fuck it, tidal wave a few eps ago? king shit

brennan quietly: ‘fuck, I’m sweating’ HOWS IT FEEL HOW THE TURNTABLES

him getting to play rules lawyer for good how sweet :’)

BEV ROLLING A NAT 20 DEATH SAVE, HEALS MOONSHINE, PICKS UP THE GREY SWORD RECITING THE GREEN TEEN CREED, MOONSHINE 5TH LEVEL LIGHTING FOR 45 DAMAGE EXACTLY AMBROSE’S HP AGHFHSHAJKAKBD

okay deadeye & moonshine w/ that necklace in the tomb gave me FULL vex & vax vibes in the raven queen’s temple w/ the cursed tomb i canttttt

hardwon needs his own casket??? no?? one? big? bed????

ONE BIG COFFIN!!!

rip ryan the ram u will be missed

okay this froghemoth boat description is actually terrifying

hardwon jumping in water to save balnor even though he takes damage

‘growing up catholic i don’t have any of the cool stuff that comes with religion like, um- Hope. but i do have all the bad stuff like uh, guilt, fear’ murph catholic guilt rights

EMILY ‘im about to play a twin on an upcoming campaign and now i debating emailing my twin to see if we can be siamese twins’ hate it here

SPECTRAL COBB FOR HARDWON AHDHGAJK

hardwon witnessing how he’s become his father,,, that him killing galad means that he chose fighting over family just like elias,, that lydia only recognizes him as his father

‘finally you know what it feels like you selfish bastard. You abandoned me’ she doesn’t even KNOW ITS HARDWON AND YET-

murph describing the attack on hillhome, erlin in the airship, halflings fire arrows followed by hundreds of arrows from elves,,, this IS a great movie!!!!

the parallels between moonshine comforting marabelle and hardwon comforting lydia,,, how it worked for moonshine to pretend to be jolene but hardwon had to let down his walls & not be elias to comfort lydia...kill me

‘you’re wrong. I’m the dark lord of shadowfell.’ lydia spare hand in marriage pls??

OH MY GOD hardwon moonshine wrestling roll off they keep getting the same number I love this

i can’t believe they put gnome on the revivify table as a fucking joke & Jake actually rolled it jesus christ

‘I’ve always been half-elf since I met you’ hey JAKE FIGHT ME

‘they put a PEPPLEPOT in POWER?’

oh, it’s zac time boys

once a session from now on we call our gosh dang moms!!!

the parallels of fig being gorthalax’s girl after she finds her dad & moonshine being a daddy’s girl after she find her dad,,,, it’s all love

the set up & pay off of adding a weird trait to your enemies.. ‘you guys see that? looks like that lady really loves milk’

wow zac,, 10d6+40 damage?? so like what’re u doing later haha *twirls hair*

‘YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW WHAT CHAOS IS’ mavrus marry me challenge

I TAKE HIS PLACR MURPH WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

wet council! wet council! wet council!

naddpod said down w/ monarchy, eat the rich & civil disobedience babes

‘You little fucking metagamer’ murph stop flirting with ur wife on mic jeez

silence in the court then my MAN HARDWON SUREFOOT ‘that sounds like a really dumb plan’ I’m in love

i love that they’re in this fucking war council & with all their journeys and adventures have stacked up powerful allies like the eladrin, the green knights, all the fucking monsters of shadowfell, ulfgar & alanis these boobs have BANDED

AND THIS BITCH WAS THIALA ALL ALONG??? SIC EM BOYS