Starting the mcu over is the worst because captain America is my least favorite.

It’s not that I hate captain America it’s just that he doesn’t wow me like Bucky. Don’t come for my neck

Elrond just ripped his own face off

Howard Stark could get the oats

Captain should have jumped and saved Bucky and that’s why he a bitch. I rest my case.

“I’m gonna need a raincheck on that dance” men ain’t shit.

Aight captain Marvel let’s goooooo

Carole would spank captain America in a brawl

This soundtrack is *chefs kiss*

This is the father of my children, a piece of me died with endgame. when I watched it at the drive in I was crying so hard I accidentally said “y’all know how I felt about iron man” but in a southern accent for absolutely no reason other than grief. nobody let me forget it.

Seeing Coulson hits me in the honey nut feelios.

The truth is.... I am Iron man.

Dare I say.. I like the second Iron man better than the first? I mean I get that the first has the history but I love Tony and Peppers relationship so much in the 2nd

Can’t put my finger on it but why tf does Thor look so weird in the first movie ????

There’s one one person who sucks more than captain ... and it’s Hawkeye.

I knew I was into toxic men when I liked Loki more than Thor.

Somethin bout the way he rips a grown man eyeball out that gets me hot

Anyway I think the avenger movies are my fav cause you get a little bit of everybody

“Batman is playing Galaga, thought we wouldn’t notice.”

When banner talks about how he tried to kill himself and failed I felt that

Gotta finish The first Avengers so we can get on with my baybay, you ready @TheBabyPaige ?

I think Bruce is the most relatable to me because you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

That part where Loki is trying to talk shit to hulk and he just

The way I have to fight back tears every time I see a stan cameo

It’s the shawarma part for me.

question for everyone following this thread ; who do you think iron lad is going to be ?

I don’t get why the Thor movies get so much hate. I really like them.

2 isn’t my favorite but I really do enjoy the dynamic between Loki & Thor in it.

Captain America 2! Finally !

Sorry but Winter Soldier is one of the more iconic movies in the MCU. It’s the turning point for the plot and I’m here for all of it.

I really fuckin hope they make a new captain movie so falcon gets to shine. Also imagine all the shit Bucky had to go through, there is 0 Bucky slandering in this house.

Black widow and captain should have ended up together.

They had very obvious chemistry so this isn’t up for debate sorry! Anyways; onto guardians which has THE BEST SOUNDTRACK OF ALL THE MOVIES !

Listen...why am I just now finding out Vin Deisel was groot? I feel like a fake fan now.

Every time I see Thanos I remember that photo of his absolutely massive horse cock. No need to link it, it’s engrained in my brain forever.

Nebula is the biggest flip flopper.

Pick me headass bitch

Drax called Gamora a green whore then blasted nebulas ass into oblivion. She came out lookin like

We are groot

yesterday we watched the second guardians and ant man. It’s really hard to pick favorites when you binge them all like this. Every movie is good in its own way and unique. We’re on Civil War today! Sprite is liking them too.

So happy for them

Thoughts on homecoming: not my fav Spider-Man movie, I think Tony is a little hard on Peter and this one kinda drags. I think I’m also a little hard to please with Spider-Man because I really loved the Toby Maguire ones. Who’s your fav Spider-Man?

I do think my second fav is Tom. Not necessarily the plot and how it turned out but god damn do I love Zendaya as MJ.

Black Panther

I don’t wanna pick a fav before I’m done but.... this is close, this is reallllly really close.

Ragnarock is good comedic relief, I needed this laugh.

do y’all think banners dick gets bigger when he turns into hulk?