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⠀⠀ —— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀
𝐀𝐂𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐘 ;
𝘓𝘐𝘝𝘌𝘛𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛𝘐𝘕𝘎

❝ 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒆 𝑶𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝑶𝑵𝑬 𝑳𝑰𝑭𝑬, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒆 𝑮𝑶𝑻𝑻𝑨 𝒈𝒐 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑺. ❞

— 𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙍𝙎 will be present. feel free to mute this thread if you do not want to be spoiled or have your timeline spammed.

— 01x01; ❝ We Only See Each Other At Weddings And Funerals ❞

Lmao screw that if I was suddenly pregnant. Seriously.

After one second of seeing Klaus I declare gay energy

I can’t believe Klaus is pronounced like that. I was thinking Santa Claus LMAO.

That Aidan picture lmao.

What the fuck is this monkey? LMAO!!!

Lmao their father don’t give af.

Well aight you may not have liked him but how can you be happy about your father’s death even if he isn’t biologically?!

Lmao Klaus please why don’t you care that he’s dead. For real sober up

Luther has a point tho, it’s too suspicious and everyone’s already ruling it out smh

Lmao god damn Aidan

Vanya’s outfit is cute

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO FIVE WTF?!!!!?? LMAO!!!! FUNNY AF.

Five is cocky af like calm down and apologise for being gone

Who puts marshmallows in sandwiches like that? Use marshmallow fluff

Five be lookin at these glee lookin outfits tf are you, a Warbler?

Five just staring at his own picture

Wtf Diego went too far in that fight

Aight just leave Ben’s broken statue

Wtf Five’s creepy smile

That was a really good first ep! Not often I get into something from the first episode but I’d say this actually managed to do that. Interesting to say the least lol I’ll continue tomorrow.

— 01x02; ❝ Run Boy Run ❞

Lol, Five’s way too confident about time traveling when he doesn’t understand it. But he shouldn’t be shot down about it either. And that’s why you got stuck there.

Did he just say he survived on cockroaches? I’d rather have died of hunger

Who said Twinkies have an endless shelf life?

Oh my god Klaus is crazy.

Five is so rude lmaaao.

I’m in love with Vanya. Enough said

The way Klaus spat out that shard of glass LMAO.

Just going along with the plan even though he didn’t know what it was for lmao.

The longest Klaus was with someone was for three weeks?!!?— lmao that’s where his canon pansexuality is mentioned.

Five being together with Dolores for thirty years LOOL.

Making me cringe how Leonard just picked up Vanya’s violin.

Okay damn... Vanya, at least try to seem a little more enthusiastic than that, we get it you’re gay and uninterested but still

Pogo acting as if Allison shouldn’t swear lmao shut up monkey

Ugh changing the scene just as Allison saw something on the tape

THEY SHOT DOLORES

Well, Luther, apparently since none of you really know anything about each other anymore, it’s not entirely stupid to wonder if they did something. Nothing’s ever entirely out of the question

Ooh Five found the prosthetic eye from dead future Luther. Lmao.

Imagine thinking you’re going to do some cool travelling to the future then seeing everyone’s dead bodies damn lmao.

This is so intense and addictive damnit I need more!

— 01x03; ❝ Extra Ordinary ❞

When Vanya smiles

Lmao damn, the fact she wrote that. But she was treated awfully, so.

‘a kind man’, who taught Vanya she was ordinary? lmao..

Wow this violinist is rude af but she’s right about the passion part..

Luther: what’s he talking about?
Five: does it matter? it’s klaus.
Lmao.

Yeah get out, Klaus. LMAO

Raspberry jelly. Worst kind of donuts lol

Agnes suddenly remembered Five’s tattoo? That’s something you wouldn’t easily forget. A kid with a tatt lol

Why’s Diego trying to fight? Anyone would be mad that he had the monocle and didn’t say anything

They can’t just do that to Grace

Vanya pops those pills like candy

Pretty sure Luther had a second to get out of the way of the falling chandelier lol

Luther’s body wtf is dat?

— 01x04; ❝ Man On The Moon ❞

Okay I don’t trust Leonard after that. Also he was asking Vanya to dinner after what, an hour long violin session?!

Diego and Luther always fighting lmao. I mean I can see both sides of the argument there.

Why’s Vanya so trusting of Leonard lol she barely knows him.

Lol wot? Allison and Luther? Isn’t that kind of incest?

Okay Luther isn’t a werewolf like I suspected lol

Ugh Vanya’s only known Leonard for literally a few days and here he is throwing her pills away.

Lmao is Klaus really crawling through this damn vent?!

Okay that wasn’t the best episode lmao

— 01x05; ❝ Number Five ❞

Okay I want to know what the heck Leonard wants. Is he just a creep and nothing more? that would be disappointing

The reason Five spent so long in the future and in service is because he was being too cocky about his powers lol.

Lol ‘they took out anyone who messed with the timeline’ ima just view them as time wraiths from the flash.

Damnit I have to continue watching later because I have to charge my airpods.

Five: I can time travel I know what I’m doing I’m ready!
-time travels, gets stuck for decades-
Lesson learnt peeps.

Vanya stop trying to convince yourself that you like men.

When something seems too perfect it’s usually anything but.
Ugh, ain’t that the truth.

Vanya out here trusting men?

Dude. I do not trust that coffee from Leonard. Lol. Hell no.

Why the heck did she think that was sugar? she won’t get drugged now at least

Leonard killed the girl at orchestra I bet lmao.

Damn, Klaus being there a year.

Allison out here being a detective as she should.

Hazel just spilling facts there about life

How does Luther not understand the butterfly effect?

Five x Dolores

I’ve literally been on the same scene for hours because I get busy and need to pause it lol

Five’s adoration for a mannequin lmao

Vanya, for the first time I’ve thought this, please shut up. There was nothing wrong with Allison looking his name up. It’s the smartest thing to do

And besides you don’t even like men, vanya. So stop this nonsense lol.

Imagine your power is that you can ‘curve anything you throw’. I’d be disappointed af. Sounds boring

Why do Cha-Cha and Hazel have to be so extra with those masks? Normal masks weren’t good enough for em?

ALLISON GET OUT OF THE FUCKIGN HOUSE OFJDJEJSJSJSJ

Five: Solitude can do funny things to the mind
You mean like feeling love for a mannequin?

Klaus really ran into them and don’t give af.
The way time paused reminds me a lot of Flashtime lol

I’m very intrigued by whatever Vanya’s power is. Lol

Vanya out here kissing Leonard. Nah... she really isn’t staying true to herself

That was a better episode than the last

— 01x06; ❝ The Day That Wasn’t ❞

LEONARD STEALING THE FIGURE SKSJSJS

“The world ends in three days”
Everyone except Luther: lmao did someone say sumthin?

Luther: *yelling* GET AAAWWWTTTT

Ugh stop kissing him Vanya

These scenes with the Handler are boring me ngl

Does Diego really want Grace to work again after he was the one who shut her off? Lmao

The Allison and Luther kiss. ... it’s weird idk how to view it. They aren’t related but damn, they literally grew up together since birth. How would you view them as anything but a sibling? Who crushes on someone they grew up with their whole life?? And it’s not one-sided?!

Oh lord. Vanya found out she needed the meds to keep her powers gone .

Already predicted that the day would be erased. Seen it too many times in the Flash lol

— 01x07; ❝ The Day That Was ❞

Lol watch Leonard be Harold Jenkins

I actually feel bad for Luther lol damn their father really used him

Ugh, I love Vanya and yeah it’s annoying that they excluded her all the time but cmon, please behave

-Diego jumps through glass door-

Lmao the way Hazel’s gonna run away with Agnes he barely knows her

Vanya acting like El tryna make the boat move LOLLL

Lol klaus is agnostic.

Hazel: I’d rather have 3 days with her than 3000 with you you cold hearted bitch
LMAOOOOOO

Cha-cha is so rude omg shoot the bish.

The world ends in 3 days and everyone is like ‘aight let’s stay as far away from each other as possible xoxo’

— 01x08; ❝ I Heard A Rumor ❞

I’m in love with Allison

The way they just seemed to accept that Vanya didn’t have powers, honestly weird because I’d think there’s no chance of that

You can criticize Allison for overusing her power but I think we all would do that lmaoo

I mean if it’s harmless then why not use that power?

. The eye was Leonard’s lmaoo should have guessed considering they said he’s the reason for the apocalypse

Vanya really killed them

Klaus: I remember my first time— oh no I don’t
LMAO...

Lmaoo Luther you idiot why wouldn’t he intentionally die if it meant a family reunion for them to team up again— well, close enough to what Pogo said

The tape practically being a distraction lmaoooo oh lawd didn’t expect that

Facts about there always being choice tho

Okay well honestly Leonard isn’t as bad as I thought he was a few episodes ago because even if he did turn out to be awful, he played a major role in teaching Vanya her powers

Taking a break from watching for a sec

Okay 5 days later I’m done with that break hopefully lol

Coming back to this 5 days later I’m like wait what’s going on again lol

! The fight was set up

Lol Leonard gets so mad when vanya says no

Vanya saying she loves Leonard lmao shut up no u don’t

U wot. Allison is the reason she thought she didn’t have powers wtf why

Lmao vanya overreacting about it tho. As if it would be for those petty reasons

Ugh vanya shut up, you’re gay, Leonard’s a bish and you have to forgive Allison.

Damn vanya do be yelling LOL

BRUHHHHHH WHAT DID VANYA JUST DO

What the actual fuck is that ending I am yelling!

— 01x09; ❝ Changes ❞

Damn Vanya’s never gonna trust anyone ever again after this. I mean, Allison saying she did that already before Leonard I imagine motivated her to try again

But it is true that Leonard is the reason for her self discovery. I feel Allison is the smartest

‘Compared to them, you are a God’ lmao

The amount of knives in his body damn lmao, what did he expect to happen when he was saying that crap to her?

Vanya didn’t even care that he was missing an eye tbh

Gross tho putting it in just to take it back out lmao

Lol Hazel don’t get your hopes up cuz I’m sure Agnes is dead by now

Man. How is Allison alive after that

Vanya is a smol babey but damn savage when she’s mad by the looks of it

OMG LUTHER LISTEN TO ALLISON AND LET HER OUT!!!! I can’t believe they’re all just leaving her in there.
I mean, it makes sense bc damn look at Allison’s injury but really?!! Geez.

God I hate Cha Cha. What would she even get out of this? Lol

Damn Vanya’s cell is awful lol

Ugh are you kidding me why is Five getting rid of Dolores?!!??!!!!

Well damn Vanya’s upbringing was traumatic af, I would’ve written that book exposing everything too

Fuckkk she broke out

Probably shouldn’t have chosen to watch this so late bc now I wanna see the rest ugh!!

I actually loved Five and Dolores’ relationship. Funny but it’s actually realistic if you were alone for decades I’m pretty sure you’d find comfort in some inanimate thing that’s been there through it all w/ you. As he said previously, solitude does funny things to the mind

And Vanya, well, it’s difficult because I see both sides. I think it’s damn understandable to fear her, look @ what she did to Allison and she can’t properly control her powers/anger.

To lock her away is just the worst way to handle it though. They all refused to hear the story

— 01x10; ❝ The White Violin ❞

2 weeks later I’ve made it to the season finale!

Lol I’m so confused by that flashback.

Klaus would’ve gotten destroyed if it wasn’t for Ben

??? Shut up pogo they literally do have responsibility for what happened.

Allison using her powers even though she was ordered to/forgot means she’s responsible, and they had a choice whether to ignore her and they did
I’d be beyond pissed off if I were Vanya but she is taking it too far lmao destroying the damn place.

& I hate Reginald Hargreeves

Why would you ever defend their father ??? where is the logic, even if he was afraid of Vanya why tf treat her so bad & ignore her?

Lol vanya pls destroy pogo. OMG LMAOOOO I JUST — LMAOOOOO. I will not miss him

Diego had the best relationship with Grace for sure

‘What about pogo’ who cares? Lol jk

Ugh vanya snap outta it this isn’t gonna help anyone

Mhm mhm they gotta stop vanya. Seriously she’s lost control why would you not want to do that

Five’s reaction to that random kid got me dying lmaoooo!!!

LMFAOOO WHAT DID HAZEL DO TO CHA CHA

Fucking hell luther is so determined to stop Vanya and not listen to reasonings

Bruh you sure Agnes will still wanna be with you after finding out you kill people?

‘Everyone has a past’ he is a murderer luv

Cha cha is still alive? Who tf cares tho LMAOOOOOO

Ben’s power is so creepy fuck that

What the heck just happened omg lol this finale is so good

OMG VANYA LOOK WOT YOU DID!!!!

Yeah damn right five ofc you have to take vanya. And don’t forget her violin please

HURRY UP AND TIME TRAVEL GOD DAMNIT

Kay good riddance cha cha

Excuse me luv omg imagine if there wasn’t a s2 I’d be screaming at that ending?!!!

— 02x01; ❝ Right Back Where We Started ❞

Second season let’s go .

Who gave Diego the right to look so good with long hair!

HAZEL WTF HAPPENED TO YOU LOOOOL OUT HERE LOOKIN LIKE SANTA CLAUS OR SUMMIN?!

?????????!!!!???!!

End of the world again?

Me at short-haired Diego:
Me at long-haired Diego:

Who tf is this white-haired squad

NOO HAZEL but oh well he lived 20 years already lmao

Diego wtf happened to ya?

KLAUS YOUR HAIR IS SO DAMN LONG you look like Jesus

Being Klaus would be the best in this scenario bc at least he isn’t alone, he has Ben.

THROW IN THAT SISSY ASS GOLD NECKLACE DEN

UmmMMM?????? ALLISON LOOKS SO FUCKING GORGEOUS HELP HELP FUCK SHES SO PRETTY LIKE THAT DJWGGWHSJ

Was Vanya adopted or sumthin?

Allison you’re so fucking pretty . woooooooooow.
but damn you really moved on lol(gladly I ain’t about to deal with that thing with Luther)

LMAO Luther wyd?

YES ALLISON END HIS LIFE LMAOO

Me seeing Allison in S2:

White-haired squad LMaaoOoo this guy wants to be brenner so bad

Imagine how frustrating it is to be Five. Stuck for decades, be 50 sumthin in a kids body, fell in love with a mannequin you decided to leave, watch Vanya turn crazy, and have to constantly try to save the world +

while your siblings ignore you. Lol. This is even more frustrating than last seasons attempt to get them to team up

I know vanya is gay this season and I know I think it’s sissy but really— sissy? Idk if they feel suited yet? Guess I’ll have to see the development

Overall a pretty good starter episode— I feel like it focused most on Five and Diego.
Lila seems interesting. Finally a Brit

If it continues like this I think there is a biiig chance I’ll prefer this season. It’s already a big improvement.

I’m preferring Klaus a lot more this season compared to last so far.
I didn’t expect Hazel & Agnes to leave the show in the first few mins. Damn

— 02x02; ❝ The Frankel Footage ❞

I’m gunna pretend I didn’t see that fish thing, wouldn’t have missed the Handler at all tbh lmaooo

Luther seeing Vanya tho omg

THE BRENNER BRIGADE

Why does Sissy seem quite a bit older than Vanya lol

Lila is so crazy lol. I’ve heard ppl think she’s mean? Nah just savage tbh.

Luther put that gun down you bish

Luther apologizing to vanya shut up i— SJSSJJSHSHSHS cries.
Her not having her memory I jus—

Diego coming out with those assumptions lol

THAT KLAUS PORTRAIT LMAOO

Vanya not remembering anything tho Isn’t that just erasing any character + development they gave her? Hopefully it comes back

Yusss it’s already coming back

Lol honestly; the reason Five was stuck for 4 decades was bc he was reckless and didn’t listen to Reginald. Hate him all you want but he spoke sense at that point, so. Ain’t surprised Five kept hearing him say that lol

LMAAAAOOO IM DEAD AT POGO

Damn pogo must’ve been old af in s1

Diego: yell if you get in trouble
Five: DIEGOOOOOOOoOooo
Diego: y’all hear sumn?

Damn papa Reginald ain’t to be messed with

Well obviously Diego ain’t dead but I wanna see how he gets out of this

— 02x03; ❝ The Swedish Job ❞

The flashback is making me miss short-haired Klaus before he turned into hippy Jesus
But Diego can keep his long hair.

Lol bro how’d Lila find him?! Also I really think Allison would’ve died in S1 by Vanya idk how she escaped that.

LMAOO ‘WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY CLOTHES’

Ugh my Netflix quality isn’t improving so I’m gonna continue this in a few mins

Allison you’re soooo gorgeous.
Finally she and Klaus found each other

Five being the one to tell Vanya who she was

Bro why did Lila slap Diego for kissing him then proceed to make out with him lmao

Wait til Luther finds out Allison’s married

LUTHER’S REACTION TO KNOWING ALLISON IS MARRIED LOL! He’s like:


Exactly, shut up, Ben. Smh. I love Klaus this season

Lol Ray is such a mf idiot?? Why would you question who your wife bc she saved your life?! Smh.

And wtf Luther is out here pitying himself so bad lol

Allison: *has siblings and managed to save ray’s life*
Ray: WHO ARE YOU?!!
I’d divorce him then and there wtf why wouldn’t you love her powers.

Luther be like ‘hit me bc my sister married someone else instead of me ’

Wot?! Are you kidding Lila is LIE-LA THE LIAR

LLLLIIIAARRRRRR WYYYDDD?!!!

— 02x04; ❝ The Majestic 12 ❞

I didn’t mind Lila at first but now she’s getting annoying bc I know she isn’t even good and is using Diego!

Lol if I was Vanya hearing that I blew up the moon and caused the apocalypse from sum stranger I’d be like nah.... cya

Jack: we’re done
Aight have fun earning that money without Luther cuz he had ONE bad night

Ughhh Vanya don’t leave
I want her memories to come back

Ray’s obv annoying af if he can’t deal with the fact his wife can manipulate minds. That’s awesome bish.

STOP BLAMING YOURSELF ALLISON! WHO WOULDN’T LIKE YOUR POWERS?!

‘What the hell is the point of that story’ LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

OMMMMG DAVE WOT DID YOU DO! JEEZUSSS!

Omg Allison I want you to explain you can’t hide forever

Ugh Dave now look Klaus isn’t sober anymore

Okay but Five never changes his clothes. Ever. Lol. I mean ik he has several of the same blazers in his closet...?

DAMN RIGHT FIVE STARE LIE-LA DOWN AND SAY YOU DON’T TRUST HER LMAO

Ughhh Vanya and Sissy are growing on me but she still seems quite a bit older than Vanya lol

Lol Harlan wtf wyd???

LOOK HOW ADORABLE VANYA IS IN HER BLUE SWEATSHIRT SHE’S TINY!

Omg that gay kiss but— isn’t Sissy like a mom to Vanya?! Omg she’s cheating tho!!

And I say mom because— well, they adopted her??

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Wow Lila. Choosing Five over Diego but I ain’t surprised. lmao

NO ONE IMPORTANT?? FOOLISH LUV.

AAAAAHHHHH already on episode 5 but I’ll continue tomorrow omg I managed to get through 3 tonight!!!

— 02x05; ❝ Valhalla ❞

Lol bro they almost killed Pogo.

I didn’t really care about what happened to Pogo at the end of S1 when I first watched but now we have backstory, damnit why’d Vanya have to do what she did!

Five: whoever you are you’re in my way if I see you again I’ll kill you
And people don’t think he’s a Slytherin when he says stuff like that? LMAO. Go off on Lie-la.

YES DIEGO GO OFF ON HER LOOL!! Damn liars don’t deserve sympathy

OMG I KNEW IT CARL IS BACK AND SISSY AND VANYA ARE IN BED TOGETHER OMG HELP

Is Vanya a lesbian or bi tho? I mean did she actually love Leonard?

Luther has sense going back to the Academy I mean why tf not?...
Damn Reginald going off

Luther: but I took a bus
Reginald: lmao idc?

Klaus: did we all get sexier?
Yes you all did

Five asking if Ben’s there then Klaus says no and Five is like ‘lol aight idc’

LMAO! Klaus told his cult the world ends in 2019!
IS IT VANYA? IT’S USUALLY VANYA

Vanya: I’M JUST A NANNY ON A FARM

Damn right Five tell em.

LMAOO THROW HIM OFF THE STAIRS

Diego you’re so handsome (when you have long hair)

Diego: you are so goddamn big sometimes I forget what a sensitive bastard you are
LMAAAAAOO damn

LMAO!!! Vanya picking up on that incest

LMAOOOOOOOOOO Klaus thinks the healthiest relationship was Five and Dolores even tho it was

Yuss I live for Klaus, Allison & Vanya’s group hugs
Best trio

Lol they’re really playing a Billie Eilish song

Destroy Lie-la, Five lmaooo

BUT WE ONLY HAVE ONE LIFE AND WE GOTTA GO WITH OUR HEARTS yuss there’s the quote I used for this thread

OMG CARL YOU’RE SO GROSS FUSUWUJSJSHDJSJSNS . . .

WOW OK I’M MAD. I AM MAD! SISSY STOP SETTLING FOR A GROSS GUY WHEN VANYA IS RIGHT THERE OMG WYD?!!!!!????!!!

I can’t believe she’s actually staying with him damn Sissy... I’m disappointed in you stop being afraid and damn take chances and risks for the one you ACTUALLY love ugh... she’s not even listening to Vanya. I’m mad

Damn right leave her if she’s gonna be like that