“Everyone’s a little ADHD!”

1. No, they’re not.

2. Fuck off.
Got a notification that our groceries had been delivered, but I was hyperfocused on Twitter.

My brain was SCREAMING to go put them away, but my body wouldn’t move.

I thought it’d only been 15 mins; turns out it’d been 45.

Just brought them in.

All the frozen stuff is melted.
“But I forget stuff too sometimes!”

I’ve found 2-day-old waffles in the toaster TWICE this week.

I’ve left half of a turkey sandwich on the bathroom counter and didn’t find it until the next morning. Zero recollection of setting it down there.

https://twitter.com/danidonovan/status/1243270662032105472?s=21 https://twitter.com/danidonovan/status/1243270662032105472
“But I procrastinate!”

I pulled 20+ all-nighters my senior year of college, courtesy of:

- poor ability to estimate how long things will take
- starting too late
- caffeine addiction
- thriving under pressure
- adrenaline rush of cutting it close
“But I avoid stuff!”

I put off paying medical bills because I needed to contact insurance to dispute something first. I never called. I was afraid.

It eventually went to collections. For 7 months, I ignored their letters/calls.

I had the money.

I just couldn’t find my checks.
“But I have a hard time focusing!”

It takes me 4.5 hours to finish a 2-hour movie, courtesy of:

- checking my phone during boring parts
- missing something important
- not knowing what’s going on
- having to rewind
- getting lost in thoughts
- pausing to look something up/talk
“But I lose things!”

I have to re-buy socks and earrings and kitchen utensils and pens constantly.

Because apparently there are invisible goblins in our house who are always stealing our shit.
ADHD is living life in the extremes.

It’s struggling to control your own behavior.

It impacts every facet of your life.

Not just work. Not just school.

Relationships. Home life. Hygiene. Sleep. Eating habits. Self-esteem.
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FOUND OUT WHO HAS BEEN STEALING ALL MY STUFF

@ADHD_Alien caught the thieving menace red-handed, and—

oh

oh no, honey

no no no, don’t worry about it

yeah, it’s okay, you can have it 🥺 https://twitter.com/ADHD_Alien/status/1291498133751398400
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