Nah this DMV line is invoking a feeling of despair and hopeless that I’ve yet to even come close to experiencing in all of my 24 years of breathing Earth’s air.

I’m almost positive that this is what the 3rd gate of Hell is. I hope the Eternal DMV line is only reserved for rapists cannibals and necrophiliacs. Wouldn’t wish this shit on my worst enemy. The sun just came out as I tweeted this. Fuck.

Also the thought just popped into my head that (especially during a pandemic) if you had to fart or anything you’re kinda obligated to clench your ass cheeks for the duration of this wait. Doesn’t open for another hour.

Update: I have to take a crap. This thread is basically my suicide note at this point.