I can't be silent any longer. I have to be honest about something we've all been thinking, but too afraid to say out loud.

This commercial where Idina Menzel reads the lyrics as "taxidermy" instead of "tax attorney" simply doesn't make any sense.
"Taxidermy" and "tax attorney." Obviously similar pronunciations, but their spellings aren't REMOTELY similar. Other than "t-a-x" they've got nothing in common. And one is two words instead of one! How could she have "read that wrong" as the commercial would have us believe?
And the lyrics she sings are "following her dreams into taxidermy." Makes grammatical sense. But supposedly, the lyrics she was SUPPOSED to sing are "following her dreams into tax attorney." Which is nonsense. It'd have to be "into becoming a tax attorney" or something like that.
it's been over a month and Idina Menzel's reign of terror continues unchecked.
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