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If someone asked me what my favorite fruit was I’d have no idea what to tell them... 
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Cause cherries are perfect for snacking and tart and delicious, right? But the pits are so... frustrating?
And mangoes are like, delicious and tropical and beautiful but to get to the actual fruit of the fruit and eat it is a pain in the rear end.
And then peaches are so yummy but they’re so messy and there’s a pit in the middle that I hate scraping my teeth on https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">
And grapes are good but a literal mixed bag and sometimes you get like 7/40 good ones on a vine and they’re a major disappointment
Apples and pears are fine but bland and are better in any other form but raw from the fridge and that’s just not what I’m looking for in my fruit experience
Oranges are good but take too long to peel and prepare with the exception of mandarins/clementines but they’re so tiny that you don’t feel satisfied with one but I always feel like I have to share two?
Grapefruits are good with sugar but only for breakfast and they taste better for summer but are at peak in winter?? What kind of shenanigans is this? They’re so yummy tho.
Tomatoes don’t count in this thread so don’t @ me
Bananas are a solid contender for favorite but there’s something about bananas too many days in a row where I get tired of them really quickly. They make a great bread tho which gives them a boost but they don’t taste as good as a mango, yanno?
Strawberries are really good but if they aren’t, like juuuuuust right they’re either super tart or moldy like they’re the avocados of fruity tasting fruit.
I know avocado is a fruit I’d rather not discuss it
