my headcanons about a female member in kiss: a thread

all started by this infamous tweet: https://twitter.com/imperialfrehley/status/1291153570688049152

and indeed it would’ve! i’m going to think about this concept FOREVER!!

hc # 1: she knew paul first, probably from school or mutual friends, and she was the last to join kiss (right after ace frehley oop)

hc # 2: like the rest of them, she also created her own stage makeup and it has evolved over time, but it’s just as iconic because she’s an icon PERIOD

hc # 3: she’s doing back up vocals during recording + live performances and mainly does synthesizer work if the song lacks something

hc # 4: probably HATED having to put on platforms because ace would cackle at her as if he wasn’t falling on stage every night gdi

hc # 5: she OWNED the destroyer era, move aside ace, it’s HER era now

hc # 6: her makeup look takes the least, probably 30 minutes at MOST, is always the first one done (queen shit)

hc # 7: her solo album sold out along with ace’s. it was very experimental, combining disco elements with hard rock: AHEAD OF ITS TIME

hc # 8: hear me out ! she would’ve ATE I Was Made For Lovin’ You that song was FOR her, disco rock is her area, trust her on it paul

hc # 9: her and ace having matching color schemes during dynasty and unmasked era picture it

hc # 10: she is so sad and irritated when peter gets fired – even when he and ace voted for him to stay

hc # 11: she learned peter’s drumming parts in advance before he officially left AND continued until they added eric carr for the lineup

hc # 12: she misses eric carr like the rest of us and tbh WHO DOESNT MISS HIM ???

hc # 13: she was lowkey digging it when ace decided to be a king (again) and do the lead vocals for Talk To Me (same girl SAME)

hc # 14: she was going to do vocals for You’re All I Want + Torpedo Girl but it was canned at the last minute for unknown reasons — WE WERE ROBBED

hc # 15: she didn’t vibe with “The Elder” album and i wouldn’t blame her because i don’t either

hc # 16: she fell on hard times after ace left the group and there’s always been a rumor that she was also going to leave WITH him but )): he told her to stay instead

hc # 17: she listened to songs ace sang in for a bit, to cope, but it just made her feel WORSE !!!

hc # 18: eric becomes her best friend during Creatures Of The Night era, really helped give her that serotonin boost bless

hc # 19: she was basically miserable between 1982–1992 + her role in the group becomes more prominent though ?? (dw queen we know you can do it)

hc # 20: her being uncomfortable going without the stage makeup because it was her safety net for 9 YEARS. lowkey made her have an identity crisis )): hh

hc # 21: despite going through it, she served looks during Animalize and Hot In The Shade era, classic rock stans will defend this hill ‘til the end of time !

hc # 22: mtv unplugged was...she has mixed feelings + felt attacked. ace had to convince her to do it