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THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IN UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR BANK FRAUD, WHICH FOR *NEW YORK STATE CHARGES* CARRIES A 25 YEAR PRISON SENTENCE PER INFRACTION 
Let's take a tour of New York State penitentiaries, shall we?
Attica Correctional Facility!
Attica Correctional Facility!
Clinton Correctional Facility - Dannemora!
Sullivan Correctional Facility!
COMSTOCK CORRECTIONAL FACILITY, which will make anyone wish they took a deal on treason with Bobby Three Sticks for a nice cozy spot at ADX Florence!
Incidentally, for those of you reading, I've been the Good Cop in this little routine alongside @Dry_Observer. He's tried to hint at...the negative externalities. To no avail! https://twitter.com/Dry_Observer/status/957328410870730752
https://twitter.com/Dry_Observer/status/957328410870730752
The famous SING SING CORRECTIONAL FACILITY!
Marcy Correctional Facility! 
Please now consider this morning's spectacle of GOP Senators infinity-interrupting @SallyQYates all to defend Trump with THIS future.
Only so many times we could tell you THIS OPERATION IS LIKE STUFFING SCORPIONS IN YOUR PANTS. https://twitter.com/Dry_Observer/status/967936783345479681
Only so many times we could tell you THIS OPERATION IS LIKE STUFFING SCORPIONS IN YOUR PANTS. https://twitter.com/Dry_Observer/status/967936783345479681
No, for YEARS we've been trying to gently let people know that tying themselves to, say, a presidency propped-up by the Russian Mafiya might...end poorly.
Unless you like dark comedy!
https://twitter.com/Dry_Observer/status/959238439593037824
Unless you like dark comedy!
https://twitter.com/Dry_Observer/status/959238439593037824
I mean. Actually, after a while, we knew nobody was listening, so this was self-amusement.
Besides, the bad guys were constantly upgrading to jamming *krakens* in their *pants*.
https://twitter.com/Dry_Observer/status/1067839148151767040
Besides, the bad guys were constantly upgrading to jamming *krakens* in their *pants*.
https://twitter.com/Dry_Observer/status/1067839148151767040
Eastern Correctional Facility - Naponoch, NY 
