THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IN UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR BANK FRAUD, WHICH FOR *NEW YORK STATE CHARGES* CARRIES A 25 YEAR PRISON SENTENCE PER INFRACTION 😀😀😀
Let's take a tour of New York State penitentiaries, shall we? 😀😀😀

Attica Correctional Facility!
Clinton Correctional Facility - Dannemora! 😀😀😀
Sullivan Correctional Facility! 😀😀😀
COMSTOCK CORRECTIONAL FACILITY, which will make anyone wish they took a deal on treason with Bobby Three Sticks for a nice cozy spot at ADX Florence! 😀😀😀
Incidentally, for those of you reading, I've been the Good Cop in this little routine alongside @Dry_Observer. He's tried to hint at...the negative externalities. To no avail! 😀😀😀 https://twitter.com/Dry_Observer/status/957328410870730752
The famous SING SING CORRECTIONAL FACILITY! 😀😀😀
Marcy Correctional Facility! ☺️☺️☺️
Please now consider this morning's spectacle of GOP Senators infinity-interrupting @SallyQYates all to defend Trump with THIS future.

Only so many times we could tell you THIS OPERATION IS LIKE STUFFING SCORPIONS IN YOUR PANTS. https://twitter.com/Dry_Observer/status/967936783345479681
No, for YEARS we've been trying to gently let people know that tying themselves to, say, a presidency propped-up by the Russian Mafiya might...end poorly.

Unless you like dark comedy! 😍 https://twitter.com/Dry_Observer/status/959238439593037824
I mean. Actually, after a while, we knew nobody was listening, so this was self-amusement.

Besides, the bad guys were constantly upgrading to jamming *krakens* in their *pants*. 🤣 https://twitter.com/Dry_Observer/status/1067839148151767040
Eastern Correctional Facility - Naponoch, NY 🥰🥰🥰
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