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ight i’m in the bathroom but first.. i drove to his apartment cause we were gonna take his car. so he was like just come in i’m still getting ready & im like... yeah nah i’ll wait in my car.. then he gon say “you must’ve been gang banged asum haha” ??? anyways so he come out...
he tell me where his car at so i go over there & get in & he immediately tried to kiss me like whoa buddy.. can i say hello..... so then he tried to play it off by saying i’m playing wit ya foo. so i’m already over ts.. then he was like damn i need gas i hope youn mind waiting..
so im like if you need gas, you need gas.. so man THIS MAN CANT DRIVE i swear i shoulda just followed him.. doing 60 in a 30 to get gas bra. so we get to the gas station & he was like “well since we took my car we need to go half on the gas” & i’m like..... ight man whatever.
i gave him $15 & he come out with a lemonade & a bag of doritos tb “ian need that much money for gas but i preciate it” so i’m just starring at this man like is this a fucking prank ??? & HE AINT EVEN GET ME NOTHING !!!!!
so i’m like “were are we going to eat?” & tb idk you the lady you choose.. so idk nun bout this place but i know an applebees is down the read so i said there. he tb sum “oh you a wine & dine ass lady.. that’s cute” like ...... it’s fucking applebees nigga.
road*** but yeah i’m bout to go back out there i hope this shit end quickly ima tell y’all bout the rest later
i just tried to take a picture of this man & the flash came on i’m a fucking idiot i’m finna walk back to my dorm fts i’m literally screaming inside WHY DIDNT I CHECK FOR THE FLASH FUCK MAN idec fuck it atp he should know this is horrible. i said i took a picture of the food f it
we not even talking to each other we just on our phones
bruh he asked the server for water & put the lemonade he bought from the gas station in his fucking pocket i swear i’m never going on a fucking date again
this is too ghetto for me i’m laughing at my phone he tb lemme see.. no sir you gon be mad as hell
i wish i coulda got the picture of him he actually cute.. ima show y’all his tinder profile but the only thing good bout this shit is my food
im bout to tell the server to get me a to go box as soon as she come back round here
he tried to slide that “so you gon ask her for a military discount for both of us right ??” in there. nigga you, that lemonade, & them doritos can go to hell. pay full price
he let me get the aux & as soon as i turn on a song he grabbed my phone tb sum “lemme see what you listen to” then he turned the song & locked my phone & put it in his lap like who are you nigga ??? give me my shit ???
& he saw a lot of tinder notifications & he was like “youn even need tinder nomo so you can delete it, you got me now” chile the devil is a fucking liar. i don’t have shit
bra y’all i’m back in my car thank God but when we pulled up to his apartment he was like “damn i fucked around & got sleepy... you wanna go take a nap or watch a movie?” 
NO SIR GOOD FUCKIN BYE
NO SIR GOOD FUCKIN BYE
let me just tell y’all gage got on my last damn nerves calling me his “lil pilot”. then i ordered a lemonade he tb sum “lemme taste” like YOU GOT YOUR OWN FROM THE GAS STATION....... then he tried to make an excuse not to leave the lady a tip tb “ion have nomo cash on me” OK CARD
he got*
then he kept asking me bout drugs & shit cause i’m a pharmacy tech tb sum “so technically you can just take whatever drug you want & they wouldn’t know” ?????????? WHY YOU WORRIED ???? i said no we count them everyday & he tb sum oh damn 
not like they know who got em tho
not like they know who got em tho
CAUSE IF HE THOUGHT I WAS GON STEAL SOME PERCS & SHIT HELL FUCKIN NAW NIGGA IAN TRAPPIN OUT FROM THE DAMN BASE IDIOT R U FUCKIN STUPID ???
then he was already tb “man what you mixed with our kids gon have pretty hair” KIDSSSSSS ???? SEX ????? A FUTURE WITH YOU IN IT ????? i had to damn laugh
all i gotta say is never again bitch & i was so uncomfortable we literally were eating in silence til he said more dumb shit i had to laugh off. i swear he played shit so smooth cause he didn’t seem like he act like that at all bra i was bamboozled
he tried to kiss me again before i got out the car. i faked a sneeze so fast he tb sum “oh naw you got that shit?” i said nooo, allergies.. he just laughed it off LMAOOO i said have a nice night & jumped out so fast.. he rolled the window down & said “call me when you get in”
i gave that nigga a thumbs up & did the dash to my car bra, not playing with that man he is blocked, unmatched, unfriended, allat.
