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Criminal minds characters as dumb things my brother has said to me
Derek Morgan
• “ If you think about it, kicking down someone’s door is the same as knocking just more violent”
• “ It’s not illegal to have a huge ass “
• “ If you think about it, kicking down someone’s door is the same as knocking just more violent”
• “ It’s not illegal to have a huge ass “
Spencer Reid
• “ I know I’m smart , just because I’ve never passed a test doesn’t mean anything and so what if I spelt my name wrong, I know who I am “
• “ I think the reason why girls don’t like me is because I’m scared of them “
• “ I know I’m smart , just because I’ve never passed a test doesn’t mean anything and so what if I spelt my name wrong, I know who I am “
• “ I think the reason why girls don’t like me is because I’m scared of them “
Emily Prentiss
• “ Will I go to jail if I think my coworker is pretty?”
• “ Being a spy sounds good in theory but actually doing it isn’t as fun as I thought”
• “ Will I go to jail if I think my coworker is pretty?”
• “ Being a spy sounds good in theory but actually doing it isn’t as fun as I thought”
Aaron Hotchner
• “ I’m never going to smile again because I don’t want people to see my happiness as a reason to interact with me “
• “ What do you feed kids? Do I need to take it on walks?”
• “ I’m never going to smile again because I don’t want people to see my happiness as a reason to interact with me “
• “ What do you feed kids? Do I need to take it on walks?”
David Rossi
• “ ah ah ah Let the spaghetti man speak “
• “ Why did God make me be shaped like a rigatoni noodle ? :( “
• “ ah ah ah Let the spaghetti man speak “
• “ Why did God make me be shaped like a rigatoni noodle ? :( “
Jennifer Jaraeu
• “ I’m gonna put a ‘live laugh love’ sign in my house when I’m older to scare away all potential mates “
• “ Do you think you can child proof a grenade ? Asking for a friend “
• “ I’m gonna put a ‘live laugh love’ sign in my house when I’m older to scare away all potential mates “
• “ Do you think you can child proof a grenade ? Asking for a friend “
Erin Strauss
• “ If me and my friends were the avengers I would be Nick Fury since I have to babysit them all “
• “ Scream to get your anger out :) “
• “ If me and my friends were the avengers I would be Nick Fury since I have to babysit them all “
• “ Scream to get your anger out :) “
Alex Blake
• “ I don’t come home for 3 weeks and moms contemplating murder “
• “ Put the wrong words in all your crossword puzzles, don’t let society tell you what to think”
• “ I don’t come home for 3 weeks and moms contemplating murder “
• “ Put the wrong words in all your crossword puzzles, don’t let society tell you what to think”
Jack Hotchner
• “ I don’t understand what you just said but I’m gonna play some one man hide and seek “
• “How do i express emotion ?”
• “ I don’t understand what you just said but I’m gonna play some one man hide and seek “
• “How do i express emotion ?”
Penelope Garcia
• “ Hackerman woo man yes “
• “ you can just find dark shit on the internet “
• “ Hackerman woo man yes “
• “ you can just find dark shit on the internet “
