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Today, in the Sims.
Complained to cat about my problems.
Neighbor played music super loud at 8am so I yellled at her and she said “I live here too, I can do what I want.” I played guitar at midnight and she came over and complained about the guitar noise so I told her to go away.
Complained to cat about my problems.
Neighbor played music super loud at 8am so I yellled at her and she said “I live here too, I can do what I want.” I played guitar at midnight and she came over and complained about the guitar noise so I told her to go away.
Found Elsa at a park. Introduced myself. We argued and then she walked away and left before I could buy her a drink. Found Anna and talked to her, totally with the intention to get to her sister. She yelled at me and left. Went back to appartment. Strange smell coming from floor.
So far, my Sim life is going about as well as my real life.
Omg Anna just invited me to a party. I hope Elsa is there
ELSA JUST SHOWED UP AND SHES TALKING TO ME!!
WE’RE STARGAZING TOGETHER IN THE MIDDLE OF A DANCE PARTY. ITS MEANT TO BE.
Elsa went home and then I went home soon after to get some rest. Anna was still going hard until I left at 3am....
Omg Candy just sent me a text saying she heard I became friends with Elsa and that Elsa is “pretty cool”. I stg if Candy is talking to Elsa I am going to KILL HER.
I AM GOING TO PRETEND THAT ELSA JUST ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE
GOT ELSA’S NUMBER. FUCK YEAH.
FUCKKKKK YESSSSSS ELSA JUST ASKED ME ON A DATEEEEE
GODDAMNIT I MADE HER UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN I TRIED TO HUG HER AND SHE LEFT THE DATE. 
I INVITED HER OVER AND SHE LET ME MAKE A MOVE ON HERRRRRRR FUCK YASSSSSSSSSSSS
FUCKKKKKKK I TOLD HER I LIKED HER AND SHE SAID EWWWWW
I TRIED TO SEDUCE HER AND SHE HATED IT. GOD IM THE WORST
They’re just screaming at each other now. WHAT DID I DO WRONG
WHAT DID I DO WRONG
DAMNNIT. I MADE US DINNER AND SHE TOOK A BITE AND HATED IT.
Elsa left and I am now complaining to my cat about my problems. AGAIN.
Elsa and I are on another date! I think she only wants to be friends though... 
She hates me every time I try to flirt she hates it 
every time I try to flirt she hates it
