If I had my way: Emma loses job and is then able to accompany Keira to LA where her utube dance vlogs have got her an audition. Keira becomes successful actress and sends home enough cash to buy home farm lock stock and barrel. #TheArchers

Meanwhile Tracy and Oliver’s romance continues apace. They marry and Oliver dies on the honeymoon leaving Tracey bereft but the next Peggy Woolley.

Ed goes from strength to strength at home farm and gets enough together to buy back Grange farm which he then gives to Eddie and Clarrie. George moves in to farm the land under Eddies guidance.

There’s lots of board room shenanigans as Molly Button emerges as up and coming property tycoon and makes a bid for hostile take over Borcestershire Land.

Peep inevitably marries Rex and Brookfield flounders till it has become a poor mans bridge farm. With burnt pizza instead of soup. Josh becomes used car salesman on Borcestershire bypass. Ben is stay at home Dad for Chloe now a neurosurgeon. #TheArchers

Shula not only becomes a vicar but finally realises what is missing in her life and has a massive affair with Anna. They settle in at the stables forcing Adam and Ian to leave the village in a huff as they are no longer the only single sex couple.

Hannah disappears post covid. We don’t know why or how she is just gone. Without her Neil is happy and successful. Emma sets Susan up in a posh dress shop as owner/manager. The family are embarrassed at their connection to the impoverished Aldridge’s.

Smug Fallon falls on hard times, while her kids are small she is forced to clean for Emma to make ends meet. Emma is ever so nice about it.

Jazzer becomes Ed’s right hand man at home farm. Turns out he’s brilliant with the fish and it’s really successful. A rich single beautiful author moves into blossom hill they fall in love and have lots of little jazzets.

After marrying Phillip Kirsty discovers the horses. Kirsty immediately reports him and he and Gavin are arrested. Kirsty keeps the house and is comforted by Patrick the wildlife coordinator who has carried a torch for her all these years.

Lizzie meets Gus a cousin of Nigel who sounds just like him @Grahamseed they fall in love he moves into LoLo and discovers Russ has been selling off the paintings. He horse whips Russ off the premises. Lily is relieved.

Matt reappears with Chinese lantern the track in Costa Rica came good and he has fat check for Auntie Cardboard (who buys Peggy a box of Viennese whorls to say thank you) Lillian is whisked off Justin and Matt joins Molly Buttons board to cripple Demara.

As already predicted by tweetalong @brucebunny2 @sarah_mattocks @archers_fan2015 et al Tony leaves Pat for Joy and the two race around Borcestershire in a midget solving crime and listening to showaddywaddy