right so there’s this guy that friended me on facebook and this guy is STRANGE. he’s always uploading on his facebook story (do people even use those?). and the shit he puts...my lord. one day it’s ‘someone start talking?? really need a wifey in my life https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">’

then the next it’s ‘really just want a fick buddy or fwb tbh’ then for one week it was ‘NO ONE MESSAGE ME IM TAKEN’ then a week later it was ‘fuck it in staying single, can’t trust any women your all hoes’ then a few HOURS later ‘someone start talking?’

one time he put on there ‘who’s willing to go halves on a house and just fuck the whole time https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍆" title="Aubergine" aria-label="Emoji: Aubergine">’ and then again it was ‘staying single, women are trash’ and then TODAY he put a picture up of him in his boxers saying ‘who wants to be my fuck buddy? 8.5” and know how to use ithttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht">’

like does he really think girls are gonna see this and think ‘oh yeah i’d like a piece of that’ like NO. SHUT UP. it’s literally like this every. single. day. ‘staying single’ ‘someone talk’ ‘no loyal girls anymore’ ‘fuck buddies?’. my god make up your mind.

also aware i’ve made spelling mistakes and i apologise. roll on the day twitter makes an edit feature.

i’d like to point out this man is 21 years old. 21 whole years and he’s uploading to his story more than a horny 14 yr old on snapchat.