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Rd lil nigga wassup I hate writing this thread shit but Tiana still mad at me for doing that prank the girl crazy but Iâm bout to write this shit
Rd so me and Tiana was going to pick up her niece and nephew bad ass lil kids to do this challenge I swear they so fucking bad but anyways Tiana kno how to parent but I donât so I donât be doing this shit frfr moe but when we got them it was like 8 in the morning
I Hate getting up earlier but the mova had to leave at nine so We getting ready and shit I wanted to have a quickie but her ass said no anyways we driving there itâs on 28th street we get the kids so it was boy(Mel) and the girl(ciara)
So they sleep so we put them in the car and drove off we get to my house I put them in the guest room and I was finnaly gts so was Tiana but the lil kids woke up so tiana cooking and my lil brova Trey playing wif the kids idk why but when she cool I get turnt on
So my goofy ass walk behind her talking about say watchu names is and she laughing and shit and then the grease popped so I did the mf dash out the kitchen cuz hell nah idk how she ainât scared donât come for me lil niggas cuz Iâm not a bitch mf anyways we ate food torch
Bc we had already planned this shit out we was taking the kids to chucky cheese before they close ima miss dem I use to go there all the time anyways I was getting Mel ready oh I forgot to mention Mel 3 and ciara 2 so they talk real fucking good like wtf
Me: come on Mel we gotta take a bath Mel: nooo Me: boy letâs go Mel: no and he ran she started laughing I caught his lil ass and mad him take a bath I made it fun so he could stop crying Nd tiana did Ciara and put they clothes on and Trey kinda know how to do hiself!
But tiana still helped him then i got in the shower while Tiana watched them then when I was done she got in wish we could have took one togother but anyways we put them in the car and Then I put Trey in so we getting there and out of nowhere Mel start yelling
Me: boy wats wrong Mel: juice Tiana: hold on baby we gonna get you sum soon ok? Mel: ok Me: so we calling him baby now? Tiana: boy stfu ( I donât care I get jealous easy and no cuz Iâm the only one she should call baby) anyways Iâm carrying ciara and Mel holding Tiana hand
Trey holding my hand and we walking I swear people kept thinking we was a family even tho Iâm really tryna give her a baby tho she bullshitting around but ima give her one soon so we chillin we get the lil cards and shit so we had them to where it work for 2 hours
The kids was playing I was playing babygirls in basketball her lil ass fucking cheated I said fuck you she gonna pull my hair and the kids started helping her beat me up they lil bad ass kids anyways we kept playing that shit was fun so after a while we was heading out
Mel: no i wanna stay Me: boy letâs go Mel: no Tiana: when we get home we gonna keep playing ok? Mel: ok me: so he can listen to you but not me Tiana: I have a gift wif kids Me: oh really so dats why you always swallowing my kids Tiana:... boy stfu letâs go
Rd Lil nigga Iâm getting tried should I keep going?