Being parents for 24 hourshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ„°" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts"> #mari #freakythread #FreakyStoryTime #freakycouple #freakymood #freakyvibe #freaky #explore #threadstorytime #thread #mood #vibe #viral #couple #storytime #storytimethreads #explore #twitterthreads #twitterstorytime
Rd lil nigga wassup I hate writing this thread shit but Tiana still mad at me for doing that prankhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> the girl crazy but I’m bout to write this shithttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ˜€" title="Triumphierendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Triumphierendes Gesicht">
Rd so me and Tiana was going to pick up her niece and nephew bad ass lil kids to do this challenge I swear they so fucking badhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> but anyways Tiana kno how to parent but I don’t so I don’t be doing this shit frfr moehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen"> but when we got them it was like 8 in the morninghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
I Hate getting up earlier but the mova had to leave at nine so We getting ready and shit I wanted to have a quickie but her ass said nohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen"> anyways we driving there it’s on 28th streethttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen"> we get the kids so it was boy(Mel) and the girl(ciara)
So they sleep so we put them in the car and drove off we get to my house I put them in the guest room and I was finnaly gts so was Tiana but the lil kids woke uphttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> so tiana cooking and my lil brova Trey playing wif the kids idk why but when she cool I get turnt onhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen">
So my goofy ass walk behind her talking about say watchu names ishttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> and she laughing and shit and then the grease popped so I did the mf dash out the kitchen cuz hell nah idk how she ain’t scared don’t come for me lil niggas cuz I’m not a bitch mfhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unerfreutes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Unerfreutes Gesicht"> anyways we ate food torchhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😋" title="Face savouring food" aria-label="Emoji: Face savouring food">
Bc we had already planned this shit out we was taking the kids to chucky cheese before they closehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ„ș" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> ima miss dem I use to go there all the time anyways I was getting Mel ready oh I forgot to mention Mel 3 and ciara 2 so they talk real fucking good like wtfhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
Me: come on Mel we gotta take a bath Mel: nooo Me: boy let’s go Mel: no and he ran she started laughinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen"> I caught his lil ass and mad him take a bath I made it fun so he could stop crying Nd tiana did Ciara and put they clothes on and Trey kinda know how to do hiself!
But tiana still helped him then i got in the shower while Tiana watched them then when I was done she got in wish we could have took one togotherhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😖" title="VerblĂŒfftes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: VerblĂŒfftes Gesicht"> but anyways we put them in the car and Then I put Trey in https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen"> so we getting there and out of nowhere Mel start yellinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Me: boy wats wrong Mel: juice Tiana: hold on baby we gonna get you sum soon ok? Mel: ok Me: so we calling him baby now? Tiana: boy stfuhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen"> ( I don’t care I get jealous easy and no cuz I’m the only one she should call babyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">) anyways I’m carrying ciara and Mel holding Tiana hand
Trey holding my hand and we walking I swear people kept thinking we was a family https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen"> even tho I’m really tryna give her a baby tho she bullshitting around but ima give her one soonhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unerfreutes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Unerfreutes Gesicht"> so we chillin we get the lil cards and shit so we had them to where it work for 2 hours
The kids was playing I was playing babygirls in basketball her lil ass fucking cheatedhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen"> I said fuck you she gonna pull my hair and the kids started helping her beat me up they lil bad ass kidshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ„±" title="GĂ€hnendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: GĂ€hnendes Gesicht"> anyways we kept playing that shit was fun so after a while we was heading out
Mel: no i wanna stay Me: boy let’s go Mel: no Tiana: when we get home we gonna keep playing ok? Mel: ok me: so he can listen to you but not me Tiana: I have a gift wif kidshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen"> Me: oh really so dats why you always swallowing my kids Tiana:... boy stfu let’s gohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ„±" title="GĂ€hnendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: GĂ€hnendes Gesicht">
Rd Lil nigga I’m getting tried should I keep goinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">?
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