So my gf and I have started playing a little of that FF14 mmo
Rather than actually learn any of the names the races are called we tend to short-hand or nickname most them at this point LOL;
-humans I guess
-human and muscle human
-boring
-really tall elf
-ballet elf
-fencing elf
-I am really concerned about your neck
-literal babies
-precious moments
-seriously they are just actual children???
-I mean they say they are adults but they are animated directly like kids in every way I am uncomfortable
-the catgirl/catboys
-I really wish I could say more but what else is there except that I am disappointed this is still a trope we could be doing more with this?
-"always be hip-thrusting" said the men
-points tho for also having the men's armor be slutty on occasion
-smooth orcs
-weird colored norn
-demon people??
-dragon people??
-humans with horns
-I am sad that the females are not larger than the males sexual dimorphism
-I hope you guys lay eggs bc otherwise all these mothers die giving birth WHY ARE THEY SO SMALL
-slutty slutty bunny girls
-I am a concern about your spine
-WHY are they no slutty slutty bunny BOYS too??
-RACES OF ONLY ONE GENDER MAKE NO SENSE UNLESS THEY CAN CHANGE IT AT WILL OK
-wait I have just received confirmation there are in fact slutty boys
-WHY CAN WE NOT PLAY THEM
-the only valid race
-lion men
-WHERE. THE FUCK. ARE THE LIONESSES. THIS IS A TRAVESTY. GIVE ME THE FURRY MUSCLE LADY YOU COWARDS
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