Florida Panhandle:

<a single drop of rain falls>

1/

Driver of every single car in front of me: OMFG! WE'RE GONNA DIE! HANG ON EVERYBODY! I'M PUTTING HER INTO 4-WHEEL DRIVE!

Wife in the Passenger Seat: OMFG! WILBUR, SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US?!

2/

Wilbur the Maniac: OMFG! I'M TRYING, BUT THE CAR WON'T GO ANY SLOWER THAN 15 MILES PER HOUR!

Wife: OMFG, WE'RE GONNA DIE! SAVE US, LORD JESUS! SAVE US!

3/

Wilbur: <screaming> OMFG!

Wife: <screaming> OMFG!

Wilbur: <screaming> OMFG!

Wife: <screaming> OMFG!

4/

Every time.

It rains here every fucking day. Every. Day.

And every day it's like the first time for these people.

5/5