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Florida Panhandle:
<a single drop of rain falls>
1/
<a single drop of rain falls>
1/
Driver of every single car in front of me: OMFG! WE'RE GONNA DIE! HANG ON EVERYBODY! I'M PUTTING HER INTO 4-WHEEL DRIVE!
Wife in the Passenger Seat: OMFG! WILBUR, SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US?!
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Wife in the Passenger Seat: OMFG! WILBUR, SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US?!
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Wilbur the Maniac: OMFG! I'M TRYING, BUT THE CAR WON'T GO ANY SLOWER THAN 15 MILES PER HOUR!
Wife: OMFG, WE'RE GONNA DIE! SAVE US, LORD JESUS! SAVE US!
3/
Wife: OMFG, WE'RE GONNA DIE! SAVE US, LORD JESUS! SAVE US!
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Wilbur: <screaming> OMFG!
Wife: <screaming> OMFG!
Wilbur: <screaming> OMFG!
Wife: <screaming> OMFG!
4/
Wife: <screaming> OMFG!
Wilbur: <screaming> OMFG!
Wife: <screaming> OMFG!
4/
Every time.
It rains here every fucking day. Every. Day.
And every day it's like the first time for these people.
5/5
It rains here every fucking day. Every. Day.
And every day it's like the first time for these people.
5/5
