It must be said that on Twitter I apparently have "intense gremlin energy" which makes people think I am about five feet tall for some reason.

Alas. I am 6'2"
I say "alas" as I think people find it charming and cute when a small woman is as hyperactive and excitable as I am.

When you're 6'2" and look like a female Dolph Lungren it is, instead, liable to inspire terror.
Also to be frank it's caused me to lose friends because they mistake the intensity I bring to.... everything.... for aggression, because a depressing number of men get upset to the point of violence if you slight them.

I am not like that, but some seem to think I am.
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