The Fence Test...
You can& #39;t get any more accurate than this! by Jeff Foxworthy

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn& #39;t like guns, he doesn& #39;t buy one.
 
If a Democrat doesn& #39;t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed....

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn& #39;t eat meat.
 
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
 
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect....

If a Republican is down-and-out, he works to better his situation.
 
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn& #39;t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
 
A Democrat demands that those they don& #39;t like be shut down....

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn& #39;t go to church.
 
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.....

If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.

If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and.....

takes two-weeks off for therapy.

If a Republican reads this, he& #39;ll retweet it so his friends can have a good laugh.
 
A Democrat will simply be "offended."

In God We Trust
 
“One Flag, One Language, One Nation Under God”

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