The Fence Test...
You can't get any more accurate than this! by Jeff Foxworthy

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
 
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed....

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
 
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
 
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect....

If a Republican is down-and-out, he works to better his situation.
 
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
 
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down....

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
 
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.....

If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.

If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and.....

takes two-weeks off for therapy.

If a Republican reads this, he'll retweet it so his friends can have a good laugh.
 
A Democrat will simply be "offended."

In God We Trust
 
“One Flag, One Language, One Nation Under God”

Jeff Foxworthy...truth arrows