thread of bad things thatve happened to me that sound straight out of a sitcom

a little after my parents divorced when i would go out with my dad (my mom has custody of me) he’d cry in front of me or just be really off

towards the end of my relationship with my ex i saw him on some girls ig page and i asked who it is and he said “my friend”. this ended up being the girl he left me for

i got sent home from school for cutting in the bathroom and no one else could pick me up but my unempathetic uncle who proceeded to make jokes as we drove home

when i tell people that i want to be in a band when i grow up they laugh at me

back in elementary school when we’d play kickball i never learned how to play so when i’d mess up the kids would get mad at me and yell at me

people laugh when i tell them about my past of self harm

the day before my stepdad died the last thing i saw him do was play a dragon ball game on his xbox

it took a visit to the psych ward after numerous instances of being caught self harming at school to come out to my dad as bi

when i was 12 these bullies of mine started making fun of my body on the bus ride home from school. no one defended me

when i was 12 i said as a joke “everyone hates me” and someone said “glad you know” everyone laughed

i hope this gave u a good chuckle now back to work for me