Wait, how is this "personalized"? It reads like a horoscope. https://twitter.com/svpino/status/1290970001856397312">https://twitter.com/svpino/st...

Like, that letter literally is a template you can copy and send to any company. Is this thread some sort of joke I am unable to comprehend?

*looks up date the company incorporated* A creative and innovative approach is exactly what is needed to remedy today& #39;s difficulties in the workplace, Scorpio. Don& #39;t depend on old solutions to tackle the same old problems. Now is the time to introduce something new.

I literally lifted this from horoscope dot com

Anyway if someone sent me that cover letter I& #39;d immediately assumed that they also sent it to 100 other companies. (That& #39;s not actually bad, I& #39;m not going to judge someone for hustling to get a job in an environment where not having healthcare is likely to literally kill you.)