Wait, how is this "personalized"? It reads like a horoscope. https://twitter.com/svpino/status/1290970001856397312

Like, that letter literally is a template you can copy and send to any company. Is this thread some sort of joke I am unable to comprehend?

*looks up date the company incorporated* A creative and innovative approach is exactly what is needed to remedy today's difficulties in the workplace, Scorpio. Don't depend on old solutions to tackle the same old problems. Now is the time to introduce something new.

I literally lifted this from horoscope dot com

Anyway if someone sent me that cover letter I'd immediately assumed that they also sent it to 100 other companies. (That's not actually bad, I'm not going to judge someone for hustling to get a job in an environment where not having healthcare is likely to literally kill you.)