One time when I was in middle school Zoe Saldana refused to give me an autograph. I’ve hated her ever since. https://twitter.com/lakeviennn/status/1290701850967244800">https://twitter.com/lakevienn...

They were filming part of a movie (that never came out) on my block. So they allowed residents to go to craft services and get snacks whenever we wanted. It was right in front of my house.

So I go in there because I saw Zoe in there. I got my little notebook and I politely greet her and ask for an autograph.

She gave me a dirty look and her assistant goes “Zoe is busy right now”. So I just left all sad and shit. Like the bitch was not busy she was eating fucking pistachios out the bowl.

Also later on that day my mom came home from work and I told her the story. So she went outside to where they were filming and to this day idk who she spoke to or what she said. But she did return with cookies https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

And I hope this thread doesn’t go viral. Because if she comes across it and tries to hit me with that nice shit I’ll end her. Unless she’s writing me a fat check to help me pay my tuition.