Read on Twitter
My mother: Please don’t talk about your brother’s dating life on Twitter
So, from this day forward, any references to my brother & his love life will go under the pseudonym “Scott”
2020 needs this love story
We are all rooting for you Scott.
Godspeed.
So, from this day forward, any references to my brother & his love life will go under the pseudonym “Scott”
2020 needs this love story
We are all rooting for you Scott.
Godspeed.
Also me: But mom!!!! I am a storyteller! Love stories must be told!!
Mother: ...but?? This isn’t actually YOUR story???
Me:
Mom:
(Me opening the log in my drafts): *Dear Twitter, at 11:35pm I received a text from “Scott”. He seemed happy...*
Mother: ...but?? This isn’t actually YOUR story???
Me:
Mom:
(Me opening the log in my drafts): *Dear Twitter, at 11:35pm I received a text from “Scott”. He seemed happy...*
As a side note you should all know I have an excellent relationship with my siblings and I am 65% sure I am my brother’s favorite. So like. It’s fine.
No one else will probably think this is funny but tonight I came up with a hashtag for this and I can’t stop laughing. #shootyourscott 
