coworker sent me some coffee that they were not fond of and truthfully it tastes like repackaged bustelo

which is fine by me I eat that stuff by the fistful honestly

also me: *pulls stale cups, bitters and weaks on purpose to check out a blend from top to bottom*
my boss at the time: ....why
me: bc your frame of reference is too small for me

also also me: *finishing whats left of a 3 day old airpot*
my whole dept while we smoke out back: *stares at me* ....why
me: because it scares all of you

also also also me: *lets my work crush make me a latte now and then so I can get a feel for what he presumes of my being that day (he overpulled and its bc he smoked too much and wanted for better whiskey)* ....velvety, good job, thank you

lol it's the theme of today, wow

another coworker and I are splitting an order of sweet maria's for her to roast and I'm excite. I took a Guatemala rec from @TychoBrahe at one point in time that I wouldn't have minded having again, but alas, they are out of it atm.

curious to see what we get, we did the 8 lb sampler, so I'll have a good supply to shake things up for a while. her last batch was real tasty and I think it was Colombian.

I do not consider myself a coffee snob, if the first few tweets of this thread were any indication.

I cut my teeth on sanka, thank you grandma