A preemptive address to Issues Managers.

@MattWolfAB counting on you to have the full 70 person distribution list.
As Issues Managers are as predictable as day after night, we would like to address the issues that are bound to arise.
First, are we NDP operatives?

No. In fact many of us have been Conservatives for a long time.

One of us was a former Wildrose executive.

This is about school safety, not party politics.
Second, are we unreasonable and can never be satisfied?

No. We support the plans put forward by the ATA and echo the comments of the EPSB that money needs to be provided for social distancing, cohorts and increased sanitation.
Are we supported by dark money from foreign interests?

We wish. All the funds for this project have come from our pockets. All volunteer time is unpaid.
Do we make unsound recommendations, not based on science?

No. We have 10 doctors onboard, including infectious disease specialists.

We have read the science. It has not been comforting.

Our fears about school outbreaks is based on experiences around the world.
Are we using illegal tactics?

No. But we are going to use all the legal ones with a volume, intensity, and organization as has never been seen before.

The moms are bringing the heat. And if the Government wants it to go away, open the Treasury and fund school safety.
Are we really a grassroots movement?

No we are not. We started with a group of dance moms and dads.

We are more of a false eyelashes and phony pony movement.
Are we aliens, sent from another planet to pollute the minds of Alberta’s youth?

Maybe. Who’s asking earthling?

Shazbut.
Anyway. Get your bingo cards ready.

Expect the Issues Mangers to show up around noon today.

Have our backs, won’t you?
You can follow @alberta_moms.
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