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GRAHAM: (he really said this) "WE HAVE ALL VIOLATED THE LOGAN ACT."
EVERYONE CONSPIRES WITH RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE BEFORE TAKING THE WHITE HOUSE
YOU SHOULDN'T BE AFRAID OF TALKING TO RUSSIA
"If that's a violation of the law, God help us all."
EVERYONE CONSPIRES WITH RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE BEFORE TAKING THE WHITE HOUSE
YOU SHOULDN'T BE AFRAID OF TALKING TO RUSSIA
"If that's a violation of the law, God help us all."
"If that's a violation of the law, God help us all."
GRAHAM:MS. YATES TOLD THE FBI TO GO THE WHITE HOUSE TO NOT HIRE FLYNN, and when she did, they fired her - and THAT'S WHY THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE IT, WHICH SHE DID AS ACTING AG, WHICH WAS CORRECT, AND GOT FIRED.
WE ALL CONSPIRE WITH RUSSIA. Senator Feinstein?
WE ALL CONSPIRE WITH RUSSIA. Senator Feinstein?
FEINSTEIN: Hi Lindsey, that was...special. ANYHOW, Horowitz looked at this, and THEY WERE TRAITORS, SO FISA WARRANTS WERE PRETTY DAMNED APPROPRIATE.
The Aussies told us all about it, just for one of a million sources. You know. About conspiracy with Russia. So:
The Aussies told us all about it, just for one of a million sources. You know. About conspiracy with Russia. So:
DIFI: The Steele Dossier was never the basis of our counterintelligence investigations, which poor Lindsey here fucking well knows.
Also, they are totally full of shit on Mike Flynn, who is a traitor-ass traitor, and guilty.
Also, they are totally full of shit on Mike Flynn, who is a traitor-ass traitor, and guilty.
DIFI: Flynn made out with Ambassador Sergey Kislyak multiple times a day. They had a camgirl show. It's on PornHub.
Flynn then lied about it, flipped like a bitch, pleaded guilty, and then had Bill Barr save him.
This maybe is not OK, you think?
Flynn then lied about it, flipped like a bitch, pleaded guilty, and then had Bill Barr save him.
This maybe is not OK, you think?
DIFI: Yeeeeah, so Sally Yates is likely to straighten your bullshit out. At the end of the day is not whether Mike Flynn is guilty - he's a traitor-ass traitor, everyone knows that, including him.
The question is WHO HELPED HIM.
The question is WHO HELPED HIM.
GRAHAM: Thank you, Sen. Feinstein. I am in hell. Sally Yates knows everything.
Let's swear her in.
Let's swear her in.
YATES: Good morning. I am here to slice off your traitor hindquarters with the sweetest possible Georgia accent.
Eric Garland will be live tweeting this in an embarrassing manner, for which he shall show little shame. Now, on to the treason.
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Eric Garland will be live tweeting this in an embarrassing manner, for which he shall show little shame. Now, on to the treason.
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YATES: Russia attacked us and lots of treasonweasels helped. It was very bad. We have little doubt.
Obama sanctioned them, which is what you do. Russia was going to retaliate. Then they didn't. And it was a big mystery...why didn't they?
Obama sanctioned them, which is what you do. Russia was going to retaliate. Then they didn't. And it was a big mystery...why didn't they?
YATES: The answer was found when intrepid defense analysts watched Flynn and Kislyak's camgirl show on PornHub.
Flynn, during a break, told Kislyak not to do anything, because Kislyak was his shmoopie-boo, and he would make sure Russia would be OK.
This intel was analyzed.
Flynn, during a break, told Kislyak not to do anything, because Kislyak was his shmoopie-boo, and he would make sure Russia would be OK.
This intel was analyzed.
When I saw Comey during the Transition, I was irritated. I heard about the Flynn camgirl show. Why didn't I have the horrid read-out before meeting POTUS?
Turns out, it was caught with the counterintelligence peeps, who were all trying to brief me on the traitor.
Questions?
Turns out, it was caught with the counterintelligence peeps, who were all trying to brief me on the traitor.
Questions?
GRAHAM: Did you read the Horowitz report oh god I'm in hell
YATES: Well, I
GRAHAM: CARTER PAGE FISA BAR TALK
YATES: Well, I
GRAHAM: LEAVE CARTER PAGE ALOOOONE!!!
YATES: Well, I
GRAHAM: CARTER PAGE FISA BAR TALK
YATES: Well, I
GRAHAM: LEAVE CARTER PAGE ALOOOONE!!!
GRAHAM: WOULD YOU LEAVE CARTER PAGE ALONE, NOW?
YATES: Well, I
GRAHAM: SO NO YOUR HONOR I LEAVE MY CASE!
YATES: ...
YATES: Well, I
GRAHAM: SO NO YOUR HONOR I LEAVE MY CASE!
YATES: ...
GRAHAM: AHA! IT'S ALL CLEAR NOW! YOU'RE A LIAR!
YATES:
GRAHAM: DID VICE PRESIDENT BURISMA WRITE THE LOGAN ACT
YATES: Dude it was a meeting with the President. The VP says nothing, you butthole.
YATES:
GRAHAM: DID VICE PRESIDENT BURISMA WRITE THE LOGAN ACT
YATES: Dude it was a meeting with the President. The VP says nothing, you butthole.
SEN. LEAHY (Vermont-Eternity): Lindsey, how about you shut the fuck up and let her answer? It's pathetic.
GRAHAM: Fuck you, Pat.
LEAHY: I got under Cheney's skin to the point he flipped out in this chamber, bitch. Now, let her answer, asshole.
GRAHAM: Nanny-nanny-boo-boo, Pat.
GRAHAM: Fuck you, Pat.
LEAHY: I got under Cheney's skin to the point he flipped out in this chamber, bitch. Now, let her answer, asshole.
GRAHAM: Nanny-nanny-boo-boo, Pat.
GRAHAM: So you STALKED MIKE FLYNN AT HIS HOUSE. 18 U.S. Code § Stalking Traitors Is Bad!
YATES: Um, Russia had
GRAHAM: YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH FLYNN AND STALKING HIM LOGAN ACT BURISMA something something oh god make it stop
i'm so tired
YATES: Um, Russia had
GRAHAM: YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH FLYNN AND STALKING HIM LOGAN ACT BURISMA something something oh god make it stop
i'm so tired
GRAHAM: DID YOU INDICT FLYNN'S PHONE FOR COUNTERINTELLIGENCE? THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
YATES: We do those against people, and the people were talking on phones to
GRAHAM: SO FLYNN'S PHONE WAS INNOCENT! AHA!
YATES:
YATES: We do those against people, and the people were talking on phones to
GRAHAM: SO FLYNN'S PHONE WAS INNOCENT! AHA!
YATES:
GRAHAM: Did Comey go rogue?
YATES: Sure, fine.
GRAHAM: Did I break the Logan Act when I talked to Israel about Iran?
YATES: Well maybe
GRAHAM: MAYBE I BROKEN THE LOGAN ACT, WHICH IS RIDICULOUS!
YATES: Well. Maybe you did, asshole.
YATES: Sure, fine.
GRAHAM: Did I break the Logan Act when I talked to Israel about Iran?
YATES: Well maybe
GRAHAM: MAYBE I BROKEN THE LOGAN ACT, WHICH IS RIDICULOUS!
YATES: Well. Maybe you did, asshole.
GRAHAM: YOU JUST HATE CAMGIRL SHOWS. IT'S SEXIST!
YATES: Well, you can't have two presidents at the same time and I don't know that website.
GRAHAM: THEN YOU KEEP MISSING MY CAMGIRL SHOWS AND YOU SHOULD HAVE TWO PRESIDENTS, IT'S CALL BEING HAVING A BACKUP
YATES:
YATES: Well, you can't have two presidents at the same time and I don't know that website.
GRAHAM: THEN YOU KEEP MISSING MY CAMGIRL SHOWS AND YOU SHOULD HAVE TWO PRESIDENTS, IT'S CALL BEING HAVING A BACKUP
YATES:
GRAHAM: so comey is rogue and you had a meeting comey is a rogue one where was the meeting is it near my dignity where is it
DIFI: Lindsey. Shut the fuck up for six seconds and let her answer.
GRAHAM: Fine. you had a meeting WHAT WHERE WAS THE MEETING? WHAT.
YATES:
DIFI: Lindsey. Shut the fuck up for six seconds and let her answer.
GRAHAM: Fine. you had a meeting WHAT WHERE WAS THE MEETING? WHAT.
YATES:
GRAHAM: I am late for my camgirl show. Comey is rogue.
DIFI: So! Flynn was able to be blackmailed by the government? Sounds bad! But now Barr thinks he should be let off the hook. Thoughts?
YATES: Well, if the Russians attack, having a Russian agent in the White House is bad.
DIFI: So! Flynn was able to be blackmailed by the government? Sounds bad! But now Barr thinks he should be let off the hook. Thoughts?
YATES: Well, if the Russians attack, having a Russian agent in the White House is bad.
YATES: Flynn wasn't just talking with the Russian ambassador, they made out every night and talked about a threesome with Putin. While Obama was president.
DIFI: That sounds like you might get an FBI interview. And maybe charged.
YATES: Yes. Correct.
DIFI: That sounds like you might get an FBI interview. And maybe charged.
YATES: Yes. Correct.
DIFI: You said having traitors as National Security Advisor was bad. Can you explain?
YATES: Well, Flynn *admitted* on a text to KT McFarland that he knew the conversations would get them all in trouble.
YATES: Well, Flynn *admitted* on a text to KT McFarland that he knew the conversations would get them all in trouble.
(EG Note: Remember, KT McFarland admitted to the ENTIRE Transition on US GOVERNMENT EMAILS that they thought Obama's sanction were to PUNISH RUSSIA FOR HANDING TRUMP THE ELECTION. This was revealed in December 2017.)
December 2, 2017, for the record. https://www.businessinsider.com/emails-kt-mcfarland-russia-thrown-election-to-trump-flynn-2017-12
DIFI: Well then. Barr thinks Flynn should be unprosecuted and un-guilty-plea Flynn. Is that weird?
YATES: Well, never saw it in 30 years, so yes, it seems a bit weird. Maybe if I had worked there for 50 years I'd think it weren't? Who knows.
YATES: Well, never saw it in 30 years, so yes, it seems a bit weird. Maybe if I had worked there for 50 years I'd think it weren't? Who knows.
GRASSLEY: So you ruined Carter Page's life?
YATES:
GRAMPY CHUCK-CHUCK: STEELE DOSSIER! WHY DIDN'T YOU KNOW EVERY OPPO RESEARCHER ON EVERY CAMPAIGN? WHY DOESN'T THE DOJ INVESTIGATE ALL CAMPAIGNS ALL THE TIME?
YATES:
GRAMPY CHUCK-CHUCK: STEELE DOSSIER! WHY DIDN'T YOU KNOW EVERY OPPO RESEARCHER ON EVERY CAMPAIGN? WHY DOESN'T THE DOJ INVESTIGATE ALL CAMPAIGNS ALL THE TIME?
YATES: You know, we don't investigate every part of every campaign during the whole election year. You know. Unless you are begging to be a spy for Russia, which Carter Page literally was.
So, yes, he got a FISA.
So, yes, he got a FISA.
GRAMPY CHUCK-CHUCK: So you hate Mike Flynn.
YATES: We thought maybe cutting him in on TS+ intel in a big hurry maybe wouldn't be appropriate during his camgirl show with Kislyak.
GRAMPY CHUCK-CHUCK: I am just as guilty as Graham. We are doomed. I love Bill Barr. Goodbye.
YATES: We thought maybe cutting him in on TS+ intel in a big hurry maybe wouldn't be appropriate during his camgirl show with Kislyak.
GRAMPY CHUCK-CHUCK: I am just as guilty as Graham. We are doomed. I love Bill Barr. Goodbye.
YATES: We investigate treason. Sorry if that bothers you.
LEAHY: Hello Ms. Yates. You're back. I'm back. I am never leaving the Senate. Ever. Come back in 300 years, and I'll still be asking questions. I am a legend. Anyhow, they're super traitors, eh?
LEAHY: Hello Ms. Yates. You're back. I'm back. I am never leaving the Senate. Ever. Come back in 300 years, and I'll still be asking questions. I am a legend. Anyhow, they're super traitors, eh?
YATES: They are traitors, so we had criminal and counterintelligence investigations, and we did tell the president, because we're in the Executive Branch.
LEAHY: So, Flynn sold us out to Russia?
YATES: More or less.
LEAHY: So, Flynn sold us out to Russia?
YATES: More or less.
LEAHY: Does the FBI force you to lie to them?
YATES: Generally, they like it if you tell the truth. They even give you a couple of shots at it, READING FROM THEIR OWN INTERCEPTS, so you get a nice hint from the FBI not to lie. But they are idiots.
YATES: Generally, they like it if you tell the truth. They even give you a couple of shots at it, READING FROM THEIR OWN INTERCEPTS, so you get a nice hint from the FBI not to lie. But they are idiots.
