Amazing work! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏿" title="Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)">

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I was inspired by Archie& #39;s Dad to also have a child who outshines me in every way. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€·đŸżâ€â™‚ïž" title="Achselzuckender Mann (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckender Mann (dunkler Hautton)"> #InspiredByArchiesDad https://twitter.com/freepeeper/status/1290952989507813378">https://twitter.com/freepeepe...
I was inspired by Archie& #39;s Dad to marry someone who consistently looks 15 years younger than their real age. #inspiredbyArchiesDad
I was inspired by Archie& #39;s Dad to marry into a family that uses seasoning in their food. #inspiredbyArchiesDad
I was inspired by Archie& #39;s Dad to look a gossiper in her face and ask her why she was behaving like this. #inspiredbyArchiesDad
I was inspired by Archie& #39;s Dad to buy new shoes for the first time in 5 years in 2019. #inspiredbyArchiesDad
I was inspired by Archie& #39;s Dad to say my wife all the time regardless of whether if fits into the conversation or not. #inspiredbyArchiesDad
I was inspired by Archie& #39;s Dad to allegedly show up at my girlfriend& #39;s house 24 hours after she posted a subliminal to me on IG. #inspiredbyArchiesDad
I was inspired by Archie& #39;s Dad to cuss out my Grandma& #39;s servant BFF/dressmaker for fucking with my fiancés special day. #inspiredbyArchiesDad
I was inspired by Archie& #39;s Dad to threaten men for looking at wife for too long or inanimate objects for interfering in the slightest way with her. #inspiredbyArchiesDad
I was inspired by Archie& #39;s Dad to run like Usain Bolt to get a blanket to ensure that my wife did not sit on the bare floor. #inspiredbyArchiesDad
I was inspired by Archie& #39;s Dad to trust my black mother-in-law more than all of my relatives, including my father. #inspiredbyArchiesDad
I was inspired by Archie& #39;s Dad to start two major charities before age 30 while my brother was sitting on his ass the whole time. #inspiredbyArchiesDad
I was inspired by Archie& #39;s Dad to be the fall guy for my brother for decades while he was pretending to be helping me. #inspiredbyArchiesDad
I was inspired by Archie& #39;s Dad to be so determined to leave my toxic job that I was willing to be yelled at for several days and pay them money I never owed while being the wronged party the entire time. #inspiredbyArchiesDad
I was inspired by Archie& #39;s Dad to remember what the media did to my mother and I and then sue them decades later for the immoral/unethical/criminal behavior. #inspiredbyArchiesDad
I was inspired by Archie& #39;s Dad to ignore all of the bland roses thrown my way and find a truly rare, one-of-a-kind orchid. #inspiredbyArchiesDad
I was inspired by Archie& #39;s Dad to look like an entire 12 year old fan on the sidelines as my wife revealed her first project. #inspiredbyArchiesDad
I was inspired by Archie& #39;s Dad to cut off every single snobbish, racist friend and family member if necessary. #inspiredbyArchiesDad (actually I think I inspired him on that one https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">)
I was inspired by Archie& #39;s Dad to stay in Toronto with my woman when the press was leaking my relationship and the staff wanted me back home. #inspiredbyArchiesDad
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