Players the #FSGOUT lads wouldn& #39;t have signed/played. And why:
Alisson: Overpriced, Oblak is better value
Trent: We should be buying a right back, he& #39;s not ready
Gomez: Too injury prone
Virgil: We blew that in the summer, we can& #39;t wait another window, we need a CB NOW!
Robbo: relegated with Hull, conceded 80 goals when they went down
Hendo: Not captain material, only passes sideways
Fabinho: Too slow for the Prem
Milner: Too old, a free from City? We should be spending to improve
Gini: Relegated. With Newcastle. Goes missing.
Sadio: Another Southampton player. Overpriced.
Bobby: Never heard of him, what& #39;s he even do?
Mo: £40m? He& #39;s done it in Italy where it& #39;s slower, failed here already. If he& #39;s not good enough for Chelsea, he& #39;s not good enough for us.
Backroom staff the #FSGOUT lads wouldn& #39;t have:
Michael Edwards: a laptop warrior with no experience of the game (can& #39;t write irony like that one)
Pep Lijinders: he left and failed, why are we bringing him back?
Buvac leaving? It& #39;s all going downhill from here - Klopp& #39;s never done anything without Buvac.
John Achterberg: Tranmere level, every goalie& #39;s gone backwards under him.

Have I missed anyone? Anything?

Oh yeah, our 19th title and 6th European Cup.
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