Hey gov media advisors, I know we don't always get on, but when I'm asking for for clarification, that's code for "if I publish as you said it, it won't make sense". If referring to comments made in a press conference or previous release was viable, I wouldn't be ringing you up.

I get you hate dealing with journalists, which is why so many of you left the newsroom in the first place. But if you're avoiding reporters AND any efforts to present clear messaging to the public, how in sanity's name are you earning any of your paycheck?

Also, please stop using COVID-19 cases as exclusive drops. You know who you fucking are.