Hey gov media advisors, I know we don& #39;t always get on, but when I& #39;m asking for for clarification, that& #39;s code for "if I publish as you said it, it won& #39;t make sense". If referring to comments made in a press conference or previous release was viable, I wouldn& #39;t be ringing you up.

I get you hate dealing with journalists, which is why so many of you left the newsroom in the first place. But if you& #39;re avoiding reporters AND any efforts to present clear messaging to the public, how in sanity& #39;s name are you earning any of your paycheck?

Also, please stop using COVID-19 cases as exclusive drops. You know who you fucking are.