good news everyone my mom just gave me permission to marry harry styles so i’m glad to announce that the wedding is back on

and yes,, i AM tweeting this just in case by a long shot sometime in the future harry styles does for some reason decide that he wants to marry me so that all the twitter stan accs can be like LOOK THERES HOPE FOR ALL OF US

while i’m at it here’s the definitive list of other men i would marry:
-joshua bassett
-michael b jordan
-tom holland
-donald glover
-troy bolton
-jordan fisher
-timothée chalamet as long as he doesn’t fuck me in a pool

the list of women i would marry is both much longer and shorter:
-all of them
-literally any single woman
-ever

so anyways if i marry anyone on the aforementioned lists i hope that people in the future dig up this tweet and swap inspiring stories of my successes. end of thread.