TL asleep? Ok, doing the Lord’s work.
How to Slide into her DMs:
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❌" title="Kreuzzeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Kreuzzeichen"> Don’t say hello/hi/gd night and leave it there. It’s lame, doesnt motivate her to respond to a stranger.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✅" title="Fettes weißes Häkchen" aria-label="Emoji: Fettes weißes Häkchen"> Intro yourself to start a convo. Add in:
- where you know her from
-Or how you ended up following her

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👌" title="Ok hand" aria-label="Emoji: Ok hand"> You’ve introduced yourself. Good job!
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❌" title="Kreuzzeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Kreuzzeichen"> Don’t ruin it by making a sexual comment such as: & #39;You look hot https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">& #39;
Being objectified is not flattering. It’s uncomfortable and rude.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✅" title="Fettes weißes Häkchen" aria-label="Emoji: Fettes weißes Häkchen"> Pay her a tasteful compliment. Stick to beauty or her sense of style.

Haven’t been left on seen https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌" title="Raising hands" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands">
She’s flattered https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❌" title="Kreuzzeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Kreuzzeichen"> Bore her with dry small talk
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✅" title="Fettes weißes Häkchen" aria-label="Emoji: Fettes weißes Häkchen"> Refer to a subject she’s talked about recently on social media. It could be a restaurant, a Netflix show or a song. Showing mutual interests and substance is GOLD https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥇" title="Goldmedaille" aria-label="Emoji: Goldmedaille">

Let’s pause for a few extra dos and donts.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❌" title="Kreuzzeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Kreuzzeichen"> React to all her stories with emojis to start a conversation. Our inboxes fillled with those
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✅" title="Fettes weißes Häkchen" aria-label="Emoji: Fettes weißes Häkchen"> It’s actually comes across endearing and sincere to be a little awkward. Afterall, it IS weird talking to a stranger on the internet.

So what next?
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❌" title="Kreuzzeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Kreuzzeichen"> Don’t ask her for her number or ask her out immediately. Newsflash! You’re a stranger on the internet in a country with a high murder rate
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✅" title="Fettes weißes Häkchen" aria-label="Emoji: Fettes weißes Häkchen"> Keep the convo flowing with SHORT messages and lots of humor until it naturally gets there. Don’t worry, it will.

You guys are talking! She’ll try to find out about you
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚩" title="Dreieckige Fahne an einem Pfosten" aria-label="Emoji: Dreieckige Fahne an einem Pfosten">Let’s talk about unintentional red flags:
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❌" title="Kreuzzeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Kreuzzeichen"> No photos of yourself- You’re a murderer
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❌" title="Kreuzzeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Kreuzzeichen">Not one single mutual follower? In a population 1. 3 Mil?- Fishy.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❌" title="Kreuzzeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Kreuzzeichen">You still havent taken down pictures with your ex- broken