TL asleep? Ok, doing the Lord’s work.
How to Slide into her DMs:
Don’t say hello/hi/gd night and leave it there. It’s lame, doesnt motivate her to respond to a stranger.
Intro yourself to start a convo. Add in:
- where you know her from
-Or how you ended up following her

You’ve introduced yourself. Good job!
Don’t ruin it by making a sexual comment such as: 'You look hot '
Being objectified is not flattering. It’s uncomfortable and rude.
Pay her a tasteful compliment. Stick to beauty or her sense of style.

Haven’t been left on seen
She’s flattered
Bore her with dry small talk
Refer to a subject she’s talked about recently on social media. It could be a restaurant, a Netflix show or a song. Showing mutual interests and substance is GOLD

Let’s pause for a few extra dos and donts.
React to all her stories with emojis to start a conversation. Our inboxes fillled with those
It’s actually comes across endearing and sincere to be a little awkward. Afterall, it IS weird talking to a stranger on the internet.

So what next?
Don’t ask her for her number or ask her out immediately. Newsflash! You’re a stranger on the internet in a country with a high murder rate
Keep the convo flowing with SHORT messages and lots of humor until it naturally gets there. Don’t worry, it will.

You guys are talking! She’ll try to find out about you
Let’s talk about unintentional red flags:
No photos of yourself- You’re a murderer
Not one single mutual follower? In a population 1. 3 Mil?- Fishy.
You still havent taken down pictures with your ex- broken