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okay but #taekook (mild nsfw 
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taekook as friends forever and they’ve just been pining and pining for years and years and their friends are TIRED and try and devise all these plans and schemes to get the two oblivious idiots to realize they’re in love with one another
taekook as friends forever and they’ve just been pining and pining for years and years and their friends are TIRED and try and devise all these plans and schemes to get the two oblivious idiots to realize they’re in love with one another
and they do and it’s all chaotic and they confess but that’s not the point of this twt the point is !!!!
they! keep! getting! cock! blocked! by! all! of! their! hyungs!
they very same hyungs who got them together!!
they! keep! getting! cock! blocked! by! all! of! their! hyungs!
they very same hyungs who got them together!!
jk, hands drifting down towards tae’s zipper: baby, i want you so bad
tae, flushing and all hot and bothered: then, have me, i’m yours
jin, bursting through the door with snacks: MOVIE NIgHT BITCHeS oh are you looking for loose coins?
tae, flushing and all hot and bothered: then, have me, i’m yours
jin, bursting through the door with snacks: MOVIE NIgHT BITCHeS oh are you looking for loose coins?
another time—
tae, on his knees, looking up at jk thru his eyelashes
jk: you look so pretty, so pretty, why don’t you open your mouth up for me, hmm?
namjoon and jimin bursting in: hey let’s go to the zoo omg tae did you hurt yourself why are you on the floor jk pick him UP!!
tae, on his knees, looking up at jk thru his eyelashes
jk: you look so pretty, so pretty, why don’t you open your mouth up for me, hmm?
namjoon and jimin bursting in: hey let’s go to the zoo omg tae did you hurt yourself why are you on the floor jk pick him UP!!
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— tae and jk roughly making out, biting each other’s lips, tae banging jk into the door to shut it close, their chests pressed against one another https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥵" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">
hobi, on the other side of the door: why are you knocking? i should be knocking, open up, the ice cream is gonna melthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">
hobi, on the other side of the door: why are you knocking? i should be knocking, open up, the ice cream is gonna melt
tae and jk are over it, they’ve had enoUGH!! so they decide to rent out a hotel room one night, figuring their hyungs wouldn’t be able to barge in on them as easily as in their apartment
and jk went all out, getting there an hour earlier, putting tiger lilies (not roses)
and jk went all out, getting there an hour earlier, putting tiger lilies (not roses)
on the bed and floor, all the pretty oranges lighting up the room along with the candles he set up
and the mood is soft and sensual and romantic and when tae arrives, they’re both breathless, staring at one another likehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen">
they’re so soft (but like hard too lol)
and the mood is soft and sensual and romantic and when tae arrives, they’re both breathless, staring at one another like
they’re so soft (but like hard too lol)
anyways, they’re kissing softly on the bed, hands roaming everywhere, gently touching and tugging and their faces are flushed and tae thinks jk looks so so pretty
they’re naked and it hits them, they’re going to have sex, no, make love with one another for the first time, and they both stop breathing for a second, overwhelmed, and then they lean in towards one another, their kiss just as soft but more passionate and their hands reach out &
the fucking fire alarm goes off.
they look at each other in shock, not quite believing it, bc wtf?! they thought they’d be safe without their hyungs, they’d be able to finally do it but no the universe has other plans in store for them, it seems
they look at each other in shock, not quite believing it, bc wtf?! they thought they’d be safe without their hyungs, they’d be able to finally do it but no the universe has other plans in store for them, it seems
they quickly put their clothes back on, and they’re pissed and irritated but then they start giggling and laughing as they stumble out of the room
they go to the main lobby, where the manager is apologizing and saying they managed to get the fire under control and jk catches
they go to the main lobby, where the manager is apologizing and saying they managed to get the fire under control and jk catches
sight of a familiar silhouette and—
“seOKJIN?!?? WHAT THE FUCk?!?”
jin’s head pops up and he shuffled over, dressed in a chefs uniform and he’s all smiles and then tae sees—
“naMJOON?!?”
“seOKJIN?!?? WHAT THE FUCk?!?”
jin’s head pops up and he shuffled over, dressed in a chefs uniform and he’s all smiles and then tae sees—
“naMJOON?!?”
jk: “you’re the owner of a 5 star michelin restaurant tf are you doing here?!”
jin: “they asked if i could come over and give some advice and tips to the head chef herehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Vom Star geblendet" aria-label="Emoji: Vom Star geblendet">”
tae:....”ok then why tf did the fire alarm go off?!”
namjoon, pouting: “i fucked up”
jin: “they asked if i could come over and give some advice and tips to the head chef here
tae:....”ok then why tf did the fire alarm go off?!”
namjoon, pouting: “i fucked up”
jk: “which begs the question, why tf is namjoon here and near the kitchen when he’s a walking disaster”
joon huffs: “rude”
jin, signing: “i asked him to throw me the rice and he,,,literally threw the rice and he has terrible aim so it fell into the fire and oil and yeah”
joon huffs: “rude”
jin, signing: “i asked him to throw me the rice and he,,,literally threw the rice and he has terrible aim so it fell into the fire and oil and yeah”
jk and tae stare.
they stare some more.
then they start laughing so hard they fall to the ground, falling against each other and namjin are just like: ?!??!
they stare some more.
then they start laughing so hard they fall to the ground, falling against each other and namjin are just like: ?!??!
one day all seven of them are at a club, and jk, hoseok and jimin are dancing
tae was but needed a break so he’s back at the table with yoongi
jin and namjoon has gone to the bathroom
he’s smiling at his boyfriend and friends dancing having fun
tae was but needed a break so he’s back at the table with yoongi
jin and namjoon has gone to the bathroom
he’s smiling at his boyfriend and friends dancing having fun
then his eyes catch a couple beyond them
they’re obviously trying to be sneaky, holding hands and looking all around and tae watches as the guy takes the girl into the bathroom and it’s obvious they’re gonna have sex and tae shakes his head amused but then
inspiration strikes
they’re obviously trying to be sneaky, holding hands and looking all around and tae watches as the guy takes the girl into the bathroom and it’s obvious they’re gonna have sex and tae shakes his head amused but then
inspiration strikes
he’s up out of his seat without a word to his hyungs and going to jk grabbing him by the wrist, rather roughly
he takes him to the other restroom in the bar, on the other side, ignoring his questions
desperate times call for desperate measures
he takes him to the other restroom in the bar, on the other side, ignoring his questions
desperate times call for desperate measures
