Imma start an Astrology thread

Capricorn’s: If you’ve ever met a Capricorn, you know they’ve never brushed their teeth a day in their lives

Leo’s: Leos are not only terrible at handling addiction they also make for lack luster life partners

Aquarius: If an aquarium is up for trial? they did that shit. Especially the later february ones

Gemini: They are reading this a little to critically and probably need to get back to pending issues. also not too bad in the kitchen

Ok i’ll get to the less important ones after dinner

Libras: Something in the way they look off into the distance don’t sit right with me. Smells

Pisces: Why they gotta have such a complicated name to spell? They are known for their length and durability.

Taurus: Named after the Ford vehicle, they are as ugly as the car.

Virgo: this is a total mom sign. Do not trust around