wanted to pop in and tell u guys abt my recent pants-based calamities

1) i do my laundry by clothing article. forgot to put my pants in the dryer. monday morning? time for pants? none. threw them in the dryer on super high for 10 minutes. this DOES NOT work. hot wet pants all day long!!! like a clammy bathing suit around my legs!!! bad :(

2) old lady struggling in frozen food aisle. she asks me to help her reach a stouffers brand sweet n sour chicken. i do this of course and in the process my pants drop dead to my ankles. BAD. she did not remark on the event. never helping anyone for the rest of my life. thank you

hope you all are well although given the current circumstances i doubt it and so all i can do is extend to you in sympathy and love the hand not holding up my large awful humid pants