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after months of having @getatmebroseph's netflix login & using it to watch exclusively bad rom coms and avatar: the last airbender....i am finally starting my journey of watching glee for the first time like she originally gave me the account login info for
unfortunately this will be my live thread and unfortunately every tweet from here on out will be me saying that not one person can convince me that the sexless glee teacher is a heartthrob
the sheer number of ballet flats i've being forced to endure seeing w my own two eyes and i'm only 6 episodes in
"i don't trust a man with curly hair" wish that were me 
u will..never hear from me again
you are telling me that ms. wig shitter herself is now completely enamored with the human equivalent of soggy wonder bread? it's unbelievable.... i will not fall for this clear propaganda
at this point i am fully convinced this show is a long con to try and convince the public that matthew morrison & lea michele are desirable hot ppl
my face throughout this bohemian rhapsody x childbirth mashup
bl**** is so hot what in the world is wrong w me
honestly the most unrealistic thing about this show is the idea that my chemical romance, the campiest emo band of all time, would send a cease and desist letter to a high school glee club for performing one of their songs
is the prevalence of yet another Adult Virgin character propaganda to further convince me that matthew morrison fucks?? bc i'm speaking directly to ryan murphy when I say that you can never EVER convince me that this sexless man is the mayor of fucktown
oh, now mr. schue has ârockstar hipsâ ??? itâs like every time i start to enjoy this show and briefly begin to forget about this waterlogged oatmeal man i am cruelly brought back 2 the reality that it only exists to prove to me that matthew morrison is a desirable hot person
truly devastated to admit that i am very attracted to wheelchair-less artie in the dream sequence for scream....proving above all that any vaguely emo boy w eyeliner is fair game to destroy me!!!
my so-called friends in the Glee centric version of our group chat say i missed the âmost offensive sweater everâ but they clearly donât know me at all bc i would wear the fuck out of this
now iâm supposed to believe that sue, my one sister in arms against the human equivalent of 1 ply toilet paper, suddenly wants him to father her child??? i will never get a moment of peace
itâs been hours and i really donât think that i will ever fully recover from the a capella how will i know
