I film novelizations and enjoy finding old ones to read. Finally got my hands on #Ghostbusters. Three pages in and I’ve already learned more about (librarian) Alice Melvin’s sexual desires than I ever wanted to know.

Why was Alice the librarian alone in the basement during the film’s opening moments, you ask?
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Uh... ok, Egon.
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Something that’s really working for me are the quotes at the beginning of each chapter. This one I believe 100%. #Ghostbusters #NovelizationRevelations

Egon always was ahead of the game... #Ghostbusters #NovelizationRevelations

Y’all... this book is horny af.
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Who you gonna call when you dial this (in-service) number? Robert.

I know because he just sent me to voicemail.
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