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in the years since middle school (common era), Cheez-It® has quietly amassed a catalog of varietals to rival the famously diversified offerings of Lay's and Oreo, those many-faced über-Januses of brand dilution
Cheez-It®'s astonishingly deep bench now includes some varieties that are all the more audacious for the *minuteness* of their permutations -- flavor profiles so subtly adjusted as to be functionally identical to their more familiar and better-established counterparts
since the pandi came to our shores in March, I've had grudging occasion to sample each of the following Cheez-It® products at least once: Reduced Fat, Whole Grain, White Cheddar and Extra Toasty (amid the general scarcity of early quar, we were nearly forced to buy "Extra Big")
notice anything?? with the possible exception of White Cheddar, none pretend to -- *aspire* to -- much of anything beyond the basic flavor established by the sacred urtext that is the recipe for Cheez-It® Original
omfgg, I had a Zoom to get to at 8:30 and completely forgot what point I was going to make.......... 
I’m sorry if I wasted your time.. 
I’m sorry if I wasted your time..
