Thread by @Mocaofuwa, // explosion , bombing Alright thats it I'm gonna go all in [...]

// explosion , bombing

Alright thats it I'm gonna go all in on you motherfucker https://twitter.com/shichigumi/status/1290763193724223489

https://twitter.com/shichigumi/status/1290763193724223489

Hope you stub your toe on the way to bed

Hope the toothpaste dry up in the bottle and you can't get it out without puncturing it

Hope you forget you ran out of something so when you go get it it isn't there

Hope when your phone falls the screen faces the ground

Hope your ass falls through your favorite chair

Hope all your food falls off your plate and you can't eat it

Hope you forget your keys in the car

Hope you left your wallet when you're checking out for school

Hope your caprisun doesn't come with a straw

Hope the sauce packet bust all over you when you try to open it

Hope the ac break in mid August

Hope your freezer stops working and your favorite ice cream melts everywhere

Hope the mechanical pencil runs out of lead on a test

Hope you get a flat tire in Alaska

Hope you get the bottom locker

Hope you're late one hour to your job interview

Hope you run out of toilet paper in the public bathroom

Hope when you open your food up from a fast food chain at home and the orders wrong

Hope you lose the save file of whatever you're working on

Hope you open the chip bag on the wrong end

Hope you open your game case and the cartridge gone

Hope you get negative on the corona test

Hope that the font on your phone forces itself to be big all the time

Hope a spider bites you

Hope you can't sleep because the neighbors fucking too loud

Hope your favorite jacket didn't end up in the lost and found bin

Hope you get a grass sticker in your shoe

Hope you're constipated

Hope you get a sunburn and some lil kid smack you

Hope you miss the bus and have to walk to whenever the fuck

Hope that raccoon thats been eyeballin you outside your house do smth

Hope theres a leak in the ceiling exactly where you sleep at night

Hope you piss the bed

Hope the shower have shit water pressure

Hope you're stuck in L.A traffic and have to piss

This thread on yo dumbass too you're not outta here either @CountDankulaTV

Hope you get a boil on your ass and you can't sit right

Hope you get a kankersore

Hope your dryer catch on fire with your favorite clothes in it

Hope your charger shorts

Hope you get razor burn

I hope you fart near your crush

Hope yo mom see your internet history

Hope you accidentally swallow the water brushing your teeth and its a boil warning

Hope your personal email get pwned

Hope the kpop stans come spam you fancams

Hope you say some real stupid shit and some kid dox you

Hope your pants rip open tryna pick up something

Hope your dumbass gets a papercut

Hope your hair gets caught in your headphones

Hope no one laughs at your joke on Quiplash

Hope you open the chip bag and its all just air

Hope a fly land in your drink

Hope you get water on your pant leg

Hope a kid calls you pregnant in walmart

Hope you get gum on your favorite shoes

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