Started watching The Expanse, finally. Considering live tweeting it

the intro's nice
First five minutes: Already impressed with the zero G hair flowing.

Magnetic boots!

aaaaaand now we've tied the hair back to keep the CGI budget down
corpse or spacesuit? you decide.
belters literally speaking creole
casual murder scene

lots of racism

brand new cop (?) working in ceres doesn't understand anything at all about belters

that'd be common knowledge, surely?
how do cops enforce the law
if there's no laws

the PD tropes are strong

the trade in fixing those glass panel phones and tablets would be BOOMING

imagine how easily they'd break

cop is ordered to do an actual kidnapping
hand gone

lizard hand jelly

too spensive

not for this working man

want some drugs?

man is referencing air flight safety instructions from three centuries and some change ago
ITS MIKE
MIKE LIKES FLOWERS
MIKE HAS A GUN
HE'S NOT DOING SO WELL

pegged wrong lole

i thought he was already an XO
she said that while they were boning
sultry undressing
i won't lay a finger on you

okay bud

mans is putting red phosphorous in his coffee

ENHANCE

CLARIFY

ENHANCE

CONSCIENCE
torture scene hooooooooooooooooo

also these phones would be absolutely TERRIBLE for privacy. Anyone that can read backwards can read your texts

where have i seen holdens actor before?
AHHHH THE SPACE TRAVEL IS LIKE ACTUAL SPACE TRAVEL
WOULD BE OH MAN

although i wonder what an acceleration drug would even be
detective man makes a joke about moon rocks that a detective in the 50s would make about nerds and moon rocks

WHAT ABOUT THAT BIG HOLE IN THE SIDE

ITS A BIG HOLE IN THE SIDE

hohohohohoho

the GLTD on a string wouldn't work very well in zero G
how ARE they sending a distress beacon with dead comms
very good question
could it be

pirate bait

shock, horror, who could have seen this coming
birds in low gravity awwwww

airlock execution?

spooky airlock torture?

oh lord he chokin'
canterbury go bye

episode 1 was great

I'm already hooked.
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