Right here's why we're walking the league next season.

1: MON's Pulis 2007/08 vibes
2. No West Brom to pip us to the title
3. No Hull to put pressure on us
4. Tyrese will become Ric but with more goals
5. Our second striker to score more than 4
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6. Brentford are broken, forget about it. I don't think they'll win a game of football again
7. Watford, Bournemouth and Norwich are all pish and will be like us in the Rowett season, only uglier
8. Forest lol
9. Derby to get investigated and have the first 100pt deduction
10. Production will begin on a new series of Derry Girls, leading to a general surge in Northern Irish wellbeing, and this will transfer into MON's Stoke - who by this point will feature Whyte, McNair, Brunt, a clone of George Best and Liam Neeson. Mural of Nello in Derry by May
11. We've learned our lessons about over-expectation, which means we'll almost certainly get over 100 points.
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