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halsey is summoning herself a girlfriend (WITH PROOF): a thread
as we all know, she sung bad at love, alanis’ interlude and strangers at the magnum performance. this indicates an elevated level of love towards women.
strawberries are known to be an aphrodisiac. this is clearly a ritual, a s*xual one, even.
THERE’S LITERALLY A STATUE OF A NAKED WOMAN ON THE TABLE??!!!?!?
end of thread.
