RANDOM OBSERVATIONS I’VE MADE BASED ON MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE WITH EACH SIGN

Disclaimer: I said what I said.

Geminis : petty. don’t know whether you love me or hate me. don’t know whether I love or hate ya’ll. silent af around people you don’t fw. would rather be alone then be somewhere they don’t really wanna be. good at so many things. shapeshifters. sensitive but insensitive. 1/2

always a good time. exaggerates. a million thoughts while somehow obsessing about one very specific thing at the same time. good at being put on the spot. moves very quickly. dry humor. A1 sarcasm. masculine women. feminine men.

Taurus: best sign to go shopping or out to eat with. great taste. kinda materialistic or feels insecure when they aren’t making money. homebodies. will fall off the face of the earth for long periods of time. very independent. a few very close friends. very empathetic and wise.

loners or the type to not mind going to the movies alone. usually knows a lot about music or musically inclined. family is important. gets moody out of no where. most likely to fight you or cuss you out. reckless mouth at times. overindulges on pleasure (ie. food, shopping, weed)

Virgo: tbh nobody asked ya’ll lmfaooo jk (but not really) you love posing your opinion as fact. which is understandable because you’re often the most logical person in the room. very hard workers. never satisified. the femmes are literal queens. kinda boring. enjoys routine.

did I mention I’m gay for all Virgo femmes? green thumbs. kinda nerdy. random hobbies & interests like horses or anime etc. lmfao. good at selfies/self portraits. good with animals and children. often disorganized despite being so efficient otherwise.

Aquarius: convinced you all hate me but keep me at arms length as some sick joke or bc I intrigue you. fatal attraction that is always toxic. so much pride it kind of exhausts me. always looks good and very into aesthetics. love being trendsetters & influencers. can be rude.

Doesn’t see when they’re being rude. Thinks people are too sensitive lol. Very crafty or good at putting things together. ie. Styling, producing, directing, mixed media art etc. Never gonna show you their full personality right away. A little arrogant. Very very noble.

Scorpio: very resilient but very sensitive, easily upset, adventurous, doesn’t like to be held back, emotionally manipulative, avoids talking about their feelings, great at cooking, natural nurturers, generous, easily attracts what they need, powerful leaders, fine as hell.

Did I mention sensitive? I feel like Scorpios just want to be seen and felt. Like at the end of the day they just want to take off the armor and receive a bear hug from the person they love. Martyrs. Great with their hands. Like guitar or drawing or sewing. Attentive lovers.

Sagittarius: BESTFRIEND! Such a kindred connection with Sags. I feel so drawn to you. You intimidate me at times with how you really don’t hold back. Sometimes you should lmfaooo. Kind of old fashioned or traditional taste. Most likely to fact check you. Entertainers.

Life of the party. Loud voices or you literally don’t talk. Similar to Gemini’s. Soooo intelligent. Encyclopedia brains. Ahead of your time. Ego could use some checking. Anxiety issues. Self doubt is a major hurdle. Big hearts, wants everyone to be good. Philosophical.

Libras: Kinda fake. Kinda full of yourself. Plays the victim. Opportunists. Talented writers, artists and directors. Great sense of fashion. Feels a duty to be everything to everyone so you spread yourself thin & never get around to what YOU actually want to do. Peacemakers.

Feels restless when they aren’t busy or involved in something. Needs validation or reassurance. Detached at times. Enjoys dancing. Likes events and social gatherings. Art for arts sake. Initiators. Feminine men. Masculine women like Gemini’s. Is this an air sign thing actually??

Capricorns: So anxious that you guys make me anxious lmfaooo. I swear everything is gonna be okay. Kinda messy or clumsy. Either moves painfully slow or way too fast. Will suggest their way of doing things to seem helpful but it’s really a need for control. The boss friend.

Independent. Prideful. Been through a lot. The type to ask you to do something then watch you do it and nitpick you lol. Very generous. Protective of loved ones. Very observant. A little defensive. Poor sleeping & eating habits. Obsessisive. Avoidant. Body image & dismorphia.

Cancers : floaters, cool with everyone, loud and like to be the center of conversations, very friendly and cordial with people, doesn’t mean they necessarily like them but know how to make others comfortable in their presence if they respect them. Not so much if they don’t.

Passive aggressive. Has a hard time expressing their emotions. Petty. Complainers. Vocal in general about what they love and hate. Reactive may be the word lol. So moody at times. Sensitive. Sensual. Smothering at times. Busy bodies. Likes to stay involved or connected with ppl.

Leos: Definition of “I’m baby.” Kinda needy but in an innocent way if you see them for who they are. Loud and goofy. Always lookin good. Selfie gods. Great models. Needs a healthy amount of attention and validation not to go crazy. Sometimes passive aggressive. Very generous.

Loves to get people together and do group activities or go to events. Protective of the people they care about. Attracts a lot of attention naturally. And jealousy from others. Cries a lot. Can be moody. Family is important. Flirty and gives compliments generously. Supportive.

Pisces: Very immature. Just like, makes very poor decisions sometimes and doesn’t think of the consequences until it’s too late. Hard workers. Very goal oriented and don’t like to let themselves or others down. Very hard on themselves and sensitive. Needs validation. Dreamers.

The type to be into fairies and mermaids and fantasy shit like that. Usually anime nerds or into video games. Great at physical activities and sports. Independent despite being reckless at times. Always has their own. Nurturing. Accepting of everyone. Can be defensive or petty.

Aries: kinda withdrawn, don’t always talk about their feelings, always making sure others are okay, can be kinda selfish tho at the same time, or just very focused on what they want which is honestly admirable. Go getters and naturally talented at many things. Really smart.

Knows how to fix things and has great technical skills. Great planners. Natural born leaders. Can always count on them to tell it like it is. Acts tough but is lowkey sensitive as hell. Doesn’t like to admit it but loves attention. Nice titties big or small. Charming. Judgey.