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hxh characters as types of family members at a quince
— a thread
— a thread
bisky is the tyrant quinceañera that wants everything absolutely perfect and gets mad when something goes slightly out of plan “Y ESAS ROSAS PORQUE SON BLANCAS, NO ES BODA”
gon is the little cousin that screeches when the lights go off, and starts begging everyone to play tag with him “pst pst vente a jugar conmigo”
killua is the little cousin that asks to go home every 10 minutes, is constantly embarrassed by his family “tu dijiste que nos íbamos a ir ace una hora”
kurapika is the quiet cousin that is loved by the tias but all his cousins hate him because he is only nice when the elders are around. the only cousin that likes him is gon because he plays tag with him “tio ging lo busca gon,,,, si tio ging yo juego con el un poco”
leorio is the oldest cousin in the family and usually gets mistaken for a tío, he drinks with the uncles and hits on girls by the bar. accidentally hits on his girl cousin bc he is too drunk, killua comes “idiota esa es nuestra prima, no seas así”
hisoka is the gay cousin that only comes to family events once a year, and when he does, he does it to cause problems. “si es mi segundo plato, pero ese no es su segundo esposo??”
silva and zeno are the scary uncle and grandpa that no one knows when they’re going to show up. most likely have ties with the mafia. they don’t say anything but your parents are forcing you to greet them “mira ahí ya zeno y silva, vete a saludar mija”
kikyo is the mom that takes all the centerpieces home and takes forever to say goodbye. killua and illumi are embarrassed of her saying “ya vámonos, deja eso allí!!” “otra vez...”
milluki is the cousin that does not interact with anyone, he only sits there on his switch and eats all the cookies on the table. doesn’t realize everyone has left the table until the lights turn back on
ging is the uncle who is always wasted at parties, the high functioning alcoholic basically. you cringe when he hugs you because he smells like alcohol and his prickly beard scratches your face “vente paca mija, salude a su tío”
illumi is the gay cousin that was forced to be in the court because he can dance but hates his family “si me pisas el pie te lo juro a dios que te mato”
chrollo is the main chambelan that all the tias love, he is quiet and respectful to everyone. serves to calm down the quinceañera. “mira no te preocupes todo va salir bien”
paku is the single aunt that hates men because her first boyfriend cheated on her with her neighbor “mija estudié para que no necesite un hombre, no valen verga”
machi is the older cousin everyone loves, all the little kids rush to her because she gives them money to buy food, basically the mom cousin. leorio hit on her while drunk “y qué pasa con este? necesita agua killua vete, agarra agua”
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— ty to my bby @HISOKIYU for helping me w this thread as well
— ty to my bby @HISOKIYU for helping me w this thread as well
