rachel berry:
rachel hasn’t left her house since march. she sprays her entire apartment with bleach every day. she has a massive stock pile of toilet paper and vegan canned goods. in april, she decided to divorce jesse bc they can’t stop competitively screaming showtunes.
rachel hasn’t left her house since march. she sprays her entire apartment with bleach every day. she has a massive stock pile of toilet paper and vegan canned goods. in april, she decided to divorce jesse bc they can’t stop competitively screaming showtunes.
blaine anderson:
blaine is quarantined with his husband kurt. they only communicate in song. he bought out every bottle of hair gel from costco in the beginning of quarantine.
blaine is quarantined with his husband kurt. they only communicate in song. he bought out every bottle of hair gel from costco in the beginning of quarantine.
quinn fabray:
quinn lives in new york and became a famous tiktok lesbian during quarantine. she dyed the front two pieces of her hair red. she’s doing great bc rachel divorced jesse so she can finally make a move.
quinn lives in new york and became a famous tiktok lesbian during quarantine. she dyed the front two pieces of her hair red. she’s doing great bc rachel divorced jesse so she can finally make a move.
santana lopez:
santana lives in suburban massachusetts with her wife brittany and is a courtroom lawyer. she spends all day screaming at her idiot coworkers and clients on zoom and her nights hanging out with her beloved wife and kids.
santana lives in suburban massachusetts with her wife brittany and is a courtroom lawyer. she spends all day screaming at her idiot coworkers and clients on zoom and her nights hanging out with her beloved wife and kids.
brittany s. pierce:
britt is a college professor. when she’s not teaching her dumbass harvard students how to do quantum physics, she’s baking cupcakes for santana and their kids and sewing hey mamas lesbian outfits for lord tubbington.
britt is a college professor. when she’s not teaching her dumbass harvard students how to do quantum physics, she’s baking cupcakes for santana and their kids and sewing hey mamas lesbian outfits for lord tubbington.
kurt hummel:
kurt is busy designing his own line of fashionable face masks. he listens to musical soundtracks all day.
kurt is busy designing his own line of fashionable face masks. he listens to musical soundtracks all day.
noah puckerman: he is in prison and spends his days banging his head against the wall.
tina cohen-chang:
tina is happily married to mike chang and a successful youtuber. she makes videos on how to become a #girlboss and get over a crush on your gay bff.
tina is happily married to mike chang and a successful youtuber. she makes videos on how to become a #girlboss and get over a crush on your gay bff.
mercedes jones:
famous singer mercedes jones is quarantined with her hot boyfriend in her multi-million dollar calabasas mansion. she made an entire new album that is dropping next month. one of the songs is called “fuck the glee club” bc the glee club sucks.
famous singer mercedes jones is quarantined with her hot boyfriend in her multi-million dollar calabasas mansion. she made an entire new album that is dropping next month. one of the songs is called “fuck the glee club” bc the glee club sucks.
sam evans:
sam adopted two golden retrievers and spent quarantine talking to them. he also joined mumford and sons.
sam adopted two golden retrievers and spent quarantine talking to them. he also joined mumford and sons.
artie abrams:
artie finally learned to respect women and suck less.
artie finally learned to respect women and suck less.