Jun messed up in the last game but somehow Arashi seems determined to make guest Yama-chan the MDA... Or so it seems...

Look at Nino pulling from Jun's hoodie to let him know they'll still make HIM fall. So evil but so sweet

Me: *Feeling sad*

Arashi:

->Also

Me: *Trying to get away from the fandom and back into real life*

Arashi:

Me if I ever encounter Jun on the streets:

(Also, only Aiba can survive this )

The guest's children are Arashi fans and asked for their CD/DVDs as prize
With this many, the kids... She's leaning forward!
Come!
Great, uh?
U don't know this old one,right?
We have it
Yes?!
Face the cameras!
We have this
So u have them!!

National idols

A young kid came today (as guest)
(U sound like a) Dad!
U look cute today
Sorry! Call out the guest!!
So terribly sorry!
Here is today's guest!!

From dad, to cute, to dangerous in 10 seconds

We know a way
Tell me
Lay on your back
Why u sound so sadist?!
U won't?
I will!
Then lay on your back, please
Say it stronger
Lay on your back
Yes
Your legs become...
Open your legs more!
Why?
U must!
: is too serious!

Perverts

I didn't know u 2 shower together
Well,in the same 1
U use the same 1?
Yes
I often hear u...
No...
He enters mine saying "Mail"
Mail?
I'm washing my hair and he enters saying "It's mail~"
The venue has 2-3 showers.and are in.would kick me,is safe!

Never say Arashi ain't understanding of

Gather your focus on Cliff
Only there. OK
U can look sleepy in the rest
U can even sleep in Pinball.Then wake up and watch Jumping...
To get excited. And then Cliff would be the real thing
After that you can sleep again

How can you look this hot with that lion's mane!?!?!

I'm a helpless shipper

Bet u celebrate nobody can get your concerts' tickets!
We don't!
He wants 1
If u win, we'll give u some
It's said not even u 5 can get them!
True
We will somehow
Each of u only get 5,right?
I wonder if that many
U're bragging!
I'm not!!
Let's play already!

We all wanna F* sho-chan.
That's right, we wanna F E E D him.

Matsujun was so cool the other day
Ah, when he caught the one behind him?
He pulled it off because he's Jun-kun (You can't do it)!
I got so many emails saying "Matsujun was so cool"
They sent that to YOU?
I didn't reply

When your lover is in a meeting and you get horny:

Can you explain?
No. Sorry

There are smart people
and then there are VERY smart people:

I also love how forcefully jealous Nino grabbed her arm

My definition of a "wet dream":

Who would you date from among the Female Comedians team?
Gackt: If I have to choose from this people, I would date Matsujun

The position of Matsujun-san's mole on his hand indicates that he has an out-of-the-ordinary strong libido
Ero(tic)Jun!!

The only one with a cushion
The only one with his knees up
The only one punching is own leg

Not only 20 years of work, sweat and tears but also pain. I'm sorry we can't give you guys more

You thought Nino teasing Ohno or the cameraman were the wildest VS Arashi openings?
Well, actually, JunBa is the wildest

Is it weird that this is the HOTTEST thing I've seen today?

When you try to kidnap Sho-chan but Arashi gets in the way

U like melon bread?
Y-yes
U do?!
Well, yes
Did u know?
I thought he only liked rice crackers
I eat it every morning for the last 5 months
5?!
Every morning?!
Yes

I love how it's almost a crime for them not to know a member's likes

*Ishibashi: I don't understand the game
You can see, on the bottom left corner, explaining the game to him and then to the other team
*No cameras are on the guest speaking so signals a cameraman

Reasons why I love this man

Arashi's love for Ogura-san is so cute! Look at Ochan's hand

Credits: AnM

Did/can someone make a fanvid of famous people singing/dancing Arashi's songs?! PLEASE!

I'm gonna ask a weird question:
Have we seen Jun touch another member's nipples besides Nino?

I'm trash, let me watch this 14351541 times

So, this was the right way to play Giant Crush, uh?

(Jun is such boyfriend material )
Credits: AnM

I'm very tempted to, next time I see a hate comment, answer with this video and say "I was about to prove you wrong but I remembered that they know how to defend themselves".

Do u think that would work?

creds: AnM

Sometimes I forget the amount of work there is behind VS Arashi. Assembling and disassembling those huge games is no easy task. Can you believe there were LIVE Vs Arashi episodes in the past?
Arashi themselves helping the staff is a heartwarming scene too

subs: AnM

WE GOT IT ALL WRONG!!!!

Jun is not allergic to Sho.
SHO IS ALLERGIC TO JUN! Look how he pulled away!

subs: AnM

Arashi is a harmonious group with a strong willed leader...

... sometimes. Other times they are just 4 giant babies with a sick leader

subs: AnM

Legendary anecdote brought to use by :
Jr. explains his dad's profession by saying "He makes eggs" and asks if he's a hen

Also, VS staff celebrating J's birthday since 2010

Vid/Subs NOT mine

Me:

Mum, I want you to meet my boyfriends

:The guests are sturdy so we try to look strong through our clothes.looks stylish, like a stage outfit
:It's see-through!
:Why u touch my nipples?!
:Why the audience went "kya" at your nipples being touched?!

Where is our "Arashi loves nipples" thread?!

You're Arashi's big fan?
(Ayanokoji Sho)Yes
So glad
I'm in the FC
Really?!
Yes. But it's hard to get tickets
Sorry!
For real?!
If u relax only because you're a member, it ends up badly.
I'm curious about you number~

FC troubles

This is such a rare view! Rii trying to r(a)pe Nii!
It's usually the other way around!

: I don't wanna do it!!

Tennen pair High Pitch Harmony

: It was very easy to hear.... But it was irritating

-Cameron Diaz' fanboy Sho's knees shaking

-: You don't... know us... right?
: Yes, of course. Who DOESN'T know of you?
That's not true!!

-Plus, Tom loving the game and asking for a 2nd round

LEGENDARY

Nino's team won; Jun messed up most, yet...

I'll fall but we lost big,it's okay if it's only me?
A heavy statement
Then,let's all fall
Nice Arashi!
No, u too
Falling as 5 is better than as 4
I don't get it
Let's start
Eh? Why?

It's always 5

Ma-chan and... SA-CHAN?!

(Credits: AnM
If someone has all VS eps raw, do dm me!)

U came back!
I'm back
How was Holland? What dishes were there?
I couldn't communicate
U barely can here
What language did u use?
English
What did u say?
At a restaurant, I wanted mussels. They wouldn't understand me so I drew it. They brought me beef!

Jun's twin is gorgeous too

The first ever 10 Seconds Challenge was on 2010.11.11 and by Nino

coming up:

He's the best at this game
The double points stone is important
U shouldn't use it
U trust me too much!
Don't use it!
I know u can do it
Whose ally are you?!

My heart
By the way, lost

Ma-chan Part 2

Last time,was called Ma-chan and got the 100pts. So, at this game, they keep calling him that. Yet, this time he failed

We'll keep calling u that
U can change it
"Mocchan"?
Then I prefer Ma-chan

Yoko bets on the same numbers Jun did before him
Y: Because a part of Sho-kun idolizes Matsujun
What u mean?! It'd be weird, we're in the same group!
Of course there's no such a thing!
I do admire him though



2010.01.03: 1st VS Sp with Hakamas

That time Ohno almost got killed by Jun in New Year and on national TV

The end is too cute

lost the 1° decisive round. The 2° player is decided by

Cheer up
That before was practice
A warm up
Thanks for cheering for me
How u feel?
Gotta wipe my butt(failed round)
:we hope so, right?
Yes,mine is waiting!
My OWN butt!
Sorry, I didn't get it

Be sure to wear headphones to listen to the SOFTEST game call in VS' history

+
Little bunnies and devil (?)

Two miracles took place in this game:

1) The Giant Crash did not crash.

2) Aiba Masaki wasn't killed by Jun Matsumoto.

Ma-chan part 3:

Ma-chan, look this way!
*Immediately looks*
All: Wooh~!!

They look like a trendy drama!
..I see
It looks possible?
I have no idea
EH?! But you conveyed to him what you had to, right?
Um.

Arashi are the cutest dads/uncles!!!


Subs: AnM
(Do let me know if anyone has ALL vs eps raw!)

Not much content in this video, I just never knew Arashi PERSONALLY gave those souvenirs to the guests! So kind~

Also, in this episode, Ohno became an emoji

Subs: AnM