a thread of stupid questions i get asked as a hijab-wearer and the answers i give to confuse the asker:
âare you bald under there?â
ânah but i have bald patchesâ
ânah but i have bald patchesâ
âdo you shower in that?â
âyeah i use hijab & shoulders what about you?â
âyeah i use hijab & shoulders what about you?â
âdo you sleep in that?â
âyeah but only because this one time i superglued it to my headâ
âyeah but only because this one time i superglued it to my headâ
âwhat colour is your hair?â
âgreen. no, pink - or wait maybe... yeah it was purple last i checked.â
âgreen. no, pink - or wait maybe... yeah it was purple last i checked.â
âhow long is your hair?â
âhave you ever seen tangled? yeah a bit longer than rapunzelsâ
âhave you ever seen tangled? yeah a bit longer than rapunzelsâ
âhave you got a bomb in there?â (yes people actually ask this as a joke and think itâs funny)
âsis i can barely fit my hair in thereâ
âsis i can barely fit my hair in thereâ
âcan your brothers see your hair?â
i usually reply with either one. of these:
âdepends if their eyes are open or notâ
or
âwhat hair?â
i usually reply with either one. of these:
âdepends if their eyes are open or notâ
or
âwhat hair?â
end of thread

actually wait tho if any of you are actually curious about the hijab please do ask questions i donât mind! just not the ones above of course