I am thinking once again of BUNZUKU... He must have been a hilarious kid lmao ridiculously mobile and fearless in the way that kids are.

Deku, aged 5: MAMAAAAAAA

inko, sighing: did you get stuck on the

Deku: i got stuck on top of the fridge again ;  ;

It's funny because he was a completely helpless newborn. The number of times poor inko cried to her husband that she lost the baby because izuku was just sO SMALL

It got 100x worse when he started walking (bouncing) bc he'd just launch himself out the window and never look back

Inko had to watch him like a hawk. Couldn't leave anything uncovered because he'd jump in headfirst. She's found him on shelves, sleeping behind cupboards, burrowed between couch cushions etc. Once she spent an hour looking for him and he was just chilling in the rice cooker.

So inko just started...putting him in her apron pocket like a kangaroo. Izuku liked it lol it was warm and mama would talk to him even though he was too young to understand.

He'd stick his head out and snuffle while she chatted about politics. Little hands gripping the hem of the pocket. Planning the best moment to hop out and probably accidentally headbutt his mother in the chin

Unfortunately being a bunny + constant contact with mama + everyone wanting to pet his ears means that deku never has a concept of personal space lol. He just, like. Sits on his friends. Poor kacchan's just trying to tie his shoelaces and deku climbs on his back and WON'T LEAVE

Mitsuki: hi, izuku! Come on in!

Deku: (wordlessly goes to the living room, clambers onto the couch, and lies down on kacchan)

Bkg, muffled: DEKUUUUUU

Ideally deku's quirk would temper bkg's enormous ego. Hard to be the golden child when your best friend can jump onto rooftops and kick hard enough to smash through wood. I like to think their competitiveness would have started early on and maybe even cemented their friendship

Bkg: hah. Bunny ears and fluffy toes. Take those away and what are you?

Deku: (leaps over a tree in a single bound)

Bkg, quietly: fuck

Bkg: DEKU DEKU LOOK WHAT I CAN DO I CAN BREAK RIGHT THROUGH THAT FENCE WITH MY HOWITZER

Deku: SO CAN I IF I KICK IT

Bkg: yeah but can you do it.... FROM A DISTANCE?

Deku, quietly: fuck

Bkg: three... Two... One... Zero! Ready or not deku here i come!

Deku, giggling: you'll never find me kacchan!

Bkg, already walking towards the bush that deku's ears are Very Obviously poking out of: wanna bet

Bkg, drying off after splashing around in the pool: what, deku, you forget your towel?

Deku: don't need one!

Deku: (shakes his head like a hybrid of a drill and dog, ears flapping like a fuckin propeller) all done!

Bkg, now soaking wet yet again:

Deku obviously never needs coaxing to eat his vegetables. Unfortunately he does need reminding that he cannot chew on things that are not food. Wallpaper. Furniture. Toys. Kacchan's fingers. Everything in the house has blunt bite marks. Inko's lost countless phone chargers to him

Despite being such a troublesome little bunny boy, his saving grace is that he's INCREDIBLY cute. Bouncy, cheerful, fluffy!!! His ears are so long he trips over them sometimes.

His nose twitches constantly and he does binkies when he's happy, and inko's favourite thing is him going BOING into her arms after school. Also his grumpy foot thumping is hilarious. Inko loves her son to absolute pieces

Tragically he has to stop bouncing into her arms by age 10 after knocking her over :( doesn't stop him from knocking kacchan over though lol he loves to just attack him and poor bkg never sees it coming

On the plus side deku's GREAT for sleepovers. He's basically a walking stuffed animal. Kids always fight to be next to him and cuddle his ears. He runs real warm too so inko uses him as a mini portable space heater

Once inko makes the mistake of taking him to okunoshima, the bunny island. They swarm him. Deku decides this is his home now, he will live in the wilderness as prince of the rabbits. Sorry mama you can come back and visit in 3 to 5 business days. Bring some hay

Unfortunately puberty only makes him marginally less cute. All might falls for the sad bunny face every time. Buys him sweets. Autographs the 2945th poster. Rescues him from recovery girl after his latest dangerous stunt.

In return all might is the only one besides kacchan and inko who doesn't need permission to pet izuku. Deku likes to sit next to him on the couch, happy honking, melting all over all Might's legs, eating a biscuit and demanding he get that specific spot behind deku's left ear

Aizawa: what in God's name did you do this time, problem child?

Deku: (tries to appears as cute as physically possible)

Aizawa, who deals regularly with eri: nice try.

Bkg: I'm surprised you don't have any siblings. I thought rabbits always had huge families

Deku: my mom's not a rabbit. Anyway don't even think about going there, that stereotype is offensive

Bkg: sorry.

Bkg:

Bkg: so how many kids do you want

Deku: 17

(i wrote this for @sillyanonbird because he is very kind and donated many kofis and i owe him my life)

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