If anyone& #39;s keen to get married just work for me as a housemaid. Guaranteed https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💍" title="Ring" aria-label="Emoji: Ring"> within 6 months. Lost count but at least 5 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔔" title="Glocke" aria-label="Emoji: Glocke"> now in under 4 years
My latest helper has apparently eloped https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏻‍♀️" title="Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (heller Hautton)">
Not counting 1 divorced one and 1 LGBTQ one who found lurve in a hopeless place
Credit goes to TikTok for playing Cupid
1 left her negligent hubby then reunited with him only to separate thereafter
Another got remarried and stalked by her ex
On another note, I do play Cupid for friends sometimes. I love seeing people happy together. People somehow trust me even though I have a horrendous track record myself (acrimonious divorce https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimasse schneidendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grimasse schneidendes Gesicht">).

Seriously though, would you trust me with intro-ing you?

#matchmaking
But most of all, women reach out to me from toxic marriages when they want advice or guidance or a shoulder to cry on. Don& #39;t you think everybody deserves peace and happiness?
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