If anyone's keen to get married just work for me as a housemaid. Guaranteed 💍 within 6 months. Lost count but at least 5 🔔 now in under 4 years
My latest helper has apparently eloped 🤦🏻‍♀️
Not counting 1 divorced one and 1 LGBTQ one who found lurve in a hopeless place
Credit goes to TikTok for playing Cupid
1 left her negligent hubby then reunited with him only to separate thereafter
Another got remarried and stalked by her ex
On another note, I do play Cupid for friends sometimes. I love seeing people happy together. People somehow trust me even though I have a horrendous track record myself (acrimonious divorce 😬).

Seriously though, would you trust me with intro-ing you?

#matchmaking
But most of all, women reach out to me from toxic marriages when they want advice or guidance or a shoulder to cry on. Don't you think everybody deserves peace and happiness?
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