Now that #MidnightSun is out, let's talk about some (non-spoiler) things!

1. Our Hachette rep hand sewed this mask and sent it to our store owner. When she opened it, I went and said, "Omg can I have that?"

2. Go to page 18. Read the broken sentence at the top. Tell me what's wrong about it.

3. There's a tweet about matching your purchase total as a donation to the Quileute tribe to offset your purchase. I get the nostalgia, but SM is problematic, and this series brought harm to the tribe. Will RT that tweet, but you can donate here: http://mthg.org 

4. A customer came in with a Twilight t-shirt on and I went, "Are you here for The Book? I have a signed copy for you." #MidnightSun

5. I'm continuing this thread because I'm back into MIDNIGHT SUN after a week or so of having no attention span, and let me tell you, I would kill and die for Alice Cullen.

6. Edward, when Bella just gets a drink for lunch: "Was that right? Didn't she need more nutrition? I've never paid much attention to a human's diet before."

Me, exasperated: "Sir, you were bragging about multiple medical degrees in, like, ch. 2, AND you were once human. R u ok"